WXV: Cairo Sands

[Torpedo10]

Part of the time when Sid was giving away NY premos for chips

It was bloody annoying.

[Nige]

Backs:
1. Brodie Smith
2. Eric Mackenzie
3. Andrew Mackie
4. Nick Smith
5. Sam Rowe
6. Ben Stratton
7. Jeremy Laidler
8. Troy Chaplin
9. Justin Clarke
10. Jake Batchelor

Mids:
1. Dayne Beams
2. Dion Prestia
3. Pearce Hanley
4. Mark Hutchings
5. Luke Dunstan
6. Sam Dwyer (M/F)
7. Alex Woodward
8. Matt White
9. Ryan Crowley
10. Matt Arnot
11. Karl Amon

Rucks:
1. Shane Mumford
2. Rory Lobb
3. Tom Downie

Forwards:
1. Luke Breust
2. Paul Puopolo
3. Jeremy McGovern
4. Ben Brown
5. Nathan Gordon (F/M)
6. Rhys Palmer (M/F)
7. Travis Colyer
8. Chris Knights
9. Jordon Bourke (R)
10. Bradley Hartman
11. Arryn Siposs
12. Dallas Willsmore (R)

International Draft Picks: 13, 31, 50, 51, 65, 76, 77, 85

List size at present: 36

Best XV:
D: B.Smith, E.Mackenzie, A.Mackie, N.Smith
M: D.Beams, D.Prestia, P.Hanley, M.Hutchings
R: S.Mumford
F: L.Breust, P.Puopolo, J.McGovern, B.Brown
I: L.Dunstan, N.Gordon

[MajorLazer]

Here's a translation for everyone else.

Backs:
1. Brodie 'Only Backman' Smith
2. Eric 'The Brick' Mackenzie
3. Andrew 'JRoo's lover' Mackie
4. Nick '2nd best' Smith
5. Sam 'flower off Cancer' Rowe (Not meant to make fun of cancer, just saying he's way too good for it)
6. Ben 'Best Bloke Ever' Stratton
7. Jeremy 'Always Gets' Laidler
8. Troy 'Priest' Chaplin
9. Justin "Better Than Raph' Clarke
10. Jake 'The' Batchelor

Mids:
1. Dayne "Laser' Beams
2. Dion 'The Pretzel' Prestia
3. Pearce 'Off' Hanley
4. Mark 'Starsky and' Hutchings
5. Luke 'Don't Call me Jason' Dunstan
6. Sam 'Samboy' Dwyer (M/F)
7. Alex 'How much' Woodward 'A Woodward Chuck if a Woodward Could Chuck Wood?'
8. Matt 'It Don't Matter If You're Black or' White
9. Ryan 'All Heart' Crowley
10. Matt 'Tiny Teddy' Arnot
11. Karl 'Let's Get a Game' Amon

Rucks:
1. Shane 'No' Mumford 'No Cairo'
2. Rory 'Not Matthew' Lobb
3. Tom 'Isn't a' Downie

Forwards:
1. Luke 'Doesn't Wanna Miss The Goals' Breust
2. Paul 'Poop' Puopolo
3. Jeremy McGovern 'Ment'
4. Ben 'How Good is My Hair?' Brown
5. Nathan 'Two First Names' Gordon (F/M)
6. Rhys Palmer 'Giana' (M/F)
7. Travis Colyer 'Flower'
8. Chris 'Good' Knights
9. Jordon 'First Name Isn't Spelt Right' Bourke (R)
10. Bradley 'What a Pick' Hartman
11. Arryn 'I Used to be Alright' Siposs
12. Dallas 'Who? Willsmore (R)

[Jroo]

3. Andrew 'JRoo's lover' Mackie

Hahaha, legend 8)

[MajorLazer]

3. Andrew 'JRoo's lover' Mackie

Hahaha, legend 8)

;)

[Purple 77]

7. Jeremy 'Always Gets' Laidler
10. Jake 'The' Batchelor
8. Matt 'It Don't Matter If You're Black or' White
1. Shane 'No' Mumford 'No Cairo'

My favourites  :P

[Nige]

I suggested Jake 'Better Bloke Than Blake' Batchelor.

Apparently the alliteration was unacceptable.

[Memphistopheles]

Personally I'd go for Jake "Will Always Be A" Batchelor

[Nige]

Personally I'd go for Jake "Will Always Be A" Batchelor

This is why we can't have nice things.

He's a top bloke and a studmuffin.

[Nige]

Backs:
1. Brodie Smith
2. Eric Mackenzie
3. Jeremy McGovern (D/F)
4. Nick Smith
5. Sam Rowe
6. Rory Thompson
7. Ben Stratton
8. Jeremy Laidler
9. Jake Batchelor
10. Jordon Bourke
11. Hugh Goddard (D/F)
12. Josh McGuinness
13. Ed Vickers-Willis
14. Fletcher Roberts (r)
15. Jake Long (r)

Mids:
1. Dayne Beams
2. Dion Prestia
3. Pearce Hanley
4. Mark Hutchings
5. Luke Dunstan
6. Sam Dwyer
7. Alex Woodward
8. Ryan Crowley
9. Matt Arnot
10. Karl Amon
11. Connor Blakely
12. Will Fordham (r)

Rucks:
1. Shane Mumford
2. Rory Lobb
3. Tom Downie

Forwards:
1. Luke Breust
2. Paul Puopolo
3. Ben Brown
4. Nathan Gordon
5. Rhys Palmer
6. Travis Colyer (F/M)
7. Nick Kommer
8. Chris Knights
9. Paul Ahern
10. Jack Lonie
11. Josh Deluca-Cardillo
12 Bradley Hartman (F/M)
13. Arryn Siposs
14. Dallas Willsmore (r)
15. Tyrone Downie (r)

[Nige]

Cairo Sands 2014 International Draft Selections

Paul Ahern - Pick #10

Connor Blakely - Pick #13

Hugh Goddard - Pick #31

Jack Lonie - Pick #38

Josh Deluca-Cardillo - Pick #50

Josh McGuinness - Pick #51

Ed Vickers-Willis - Pick #52

[Nige]

Cairo Sands 2014 Rookie Draft Selections

Will Fordham - Pick #10

Jake Long - Pick #28

Fletcher Roberts - Pick #42

Tyrone Downie - Pick #65

[GoLions]

Happy, Nige?

[Nige]

We've got a logo. :P

Come up with our team slogan thingo for 2015.  8)

[GoLions]

We can't sand everyone's showerty slogans