My little brother has haemorrhoids

[Zarts]

my 15 year old brother has haemorrhoids.

I loled so flowering hard.

me- lolololol
bro- it's not flowerin' funny!
me- how?!?!?!
bro- straining on the toilet!
me- dude! what have you been eating!
him- I HAVE A POOR DIET OK!
me- dude, we have so much fruit...
him- I KNOW THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN EATING NOW!
me- how do you know you have haemorrhoids?
him- are you deadset? I'm showerting blood... amongst... otherthings...
sister- do you want one of my sanitary pads?
him- ... would that help?
sister- maybe.
him- fine.

So, long story short, my little brother has now become a woman, I've never been more happy.

This is why you don't do the following during the school holidays
1. Live on meat pies
2. Not do any exercise
3. Sit at the computer 12 hours a day

LOLOLOLOLOL.

[valkorum]

Do we really need to know about this

[Zarts]

Do we really need to know about this

I just wanted you all to share in the festivities.

is that such a horrible thing? :P

[RiOtChEsS]

yep its horrible and its not funny :(

i had an X girlfriend that had them and after witnessing some of the treatments for them such as banding i dont lol at them :-X

[BratPack]

BANHAMMER!  :P

[BGK]

Mate i have to agree with a few others here. I watched my wife go thru this and i would sooner loose a finger or worse than go through that. I feel for your brother.

But the pad thing is funny as hell. lol.

[bomberboy0618]

The pad thing is funny as shower but not showering blood. Yuck.

[Zarts]

the pad thing was hilarious.

I blame him though. That's what you get when you live on meat pies :P

[elephants]

Great call by your sister!!

[8-6 Suited]

I live on Meat Pies and Maccas. every day from Midnight to 6pm. Never had them and if I got them, despite the pain if their is pain, I'd probably lol at myself.

[The F.A.R.K.]

what happens if he is at school and his pad falls out down his shorts in front of everyone
or even worse blood down his leg
or even worse period stains