Collingwood Jokes

[PowerBug]

I've got some Collingwood Jokes. I'll won't reveal them until i get approval from 2 people.

[Barlow 21]

Yes! :)

[hawk_88]

 ;D

[ossie85]

Go for it PowerBug

[PowerBug]

There was a Collingwood supporter on WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE and he was stuck on a question. Eddie McGuire helps him by saying he has still got the 50/50 , Phone a friend , and ask the audience. The contestant chooses phone a friend. So he rings up his mate Gaz and says:
     "Hey Gaz, stuck on a question here, just wondering should I go 50/50 or ask the audience?

[Red Pig]

Bahahahahah, good one mate!!

[bomberboy0618]

There was a Collingwood supporter on WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE and he was stuck on a question. Eddie McGuire helps him by saying he has still got the 50/50 , Phone a friend , and ask the audience. The contestant chooses phone a friend. So he rings up his mate Gaz and says:
     "Hey Gaz, stuck on a question here, just wondering should I go 50/50 or ask the audience?

Nice!

[PowerBug]

It's all Stereotypical. Tough for Collingwood. 3 more yes's and i've got 1 more.

[hawk_88]

Yes, Yes, Yes.

Enough?

[Master Q]

Made this one up myself... Were do you find 10000 Collingwood supporters?

A homeless shelter!  ;D

[pothead]

yes  :D

[PowerBug]

Made this one up myself... Were do you find 10000 Collingwood supporters?

A homeless shelter!  ;D

Nice one.

A Collingwood supporter turns up to the big game with his large black and white magpie. Whilst lining up to get a ticket, an old Richmond supporter approached him: "Oi, you can't take a pig into the stadium."
The Collingwood supporter replied, "It's not a pig, it is a magpie."
"No i was talking to the magpie."

[MTK]

I've got a good one..........

Who's the reigning premier????

WE ARE!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cracks me up every time

[PowerBug]

I've got a good one..........

Who's the reigning premier????

WE ARE!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cracks me up every time

Hey how's this -

Which team has lost the most grand finals?

CCCOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLIIIIINNNNGGGWWWWOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Cruiseon]

But Reigning is such a beautiful word. The jokes are amusing but when you are reigning Premier they really are water off a ducks back. Keep them coming.

Now if I was a St.Kilda supporter and you made jokes, that would hurt.