Have a Laugh

[CFC 1979]

With all the doom and gloom of the last couple of days thought i would start a laugh thread.
Just find a funny and post it here for a laugh

Here goes;

Empty Grand Final Seat

A man with tickets to the AFL Grand Final finds his seat and relaxes. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says. "The seat is empty."

"That's incredible", said the stranger. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?"

"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

The stranger replies, "Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. Couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

Apologies to all who thought it would be a pies joke but we have heard them all

[bomberboy0618]

Love that :D

[pothead]

With all the doom and gloom of the last couple of days thought i would start a laugh thread.
Just find a funny and post it here for a laugh

Here goes;

Empty Grand Final Seat

A man with tickets to the AFL Grand Final finds his seat and relaxes. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says. "The seat is empty."

"That's incredible", said the stranger. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?"

"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

The stranger replies, "Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. Couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

Apologies to all who thought it would be a pies joke but we have heard them all

Thats a good one haha i heard that one a couple of days a go from a mate gave me a good laugh  ;D

[Luigi197]

LOL funny. Think i have heard it somewhere. But still gave me a laugh ;D

[Ziplock]

lol, I certainly appreciated it :P

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