Break a Wish

[bomberboy0618]

But you are killed by the FBI for hiding horrible messages in your books.
I wish that the lakers were not out of the championship.

[Windigo]

I wish that the lakers were not out of the championship.

Granted, they win the World series but Kobe finally succumbs to his dodgy knee and as he knocks down the the buzzer beater 3 to the win game 7 Vs Miami.

Lebron "Kong" James comes bollocking out of no-where and throws himself toward the ball, he missess the ball and slams into Kobe, he goes down, but he drops the the 3 for the win. But his knee is smashed to sh*t because of James' crunching into him.

I wish to be a NBA elite player.

[Master Q]

I wish that the lakers were not out of the championship.

Granted, they win the World series but Kobe finally succumbs to his dodgy knee and as he knocks down the the buzzer beater 3 to the win game 7 Vs Miami.

Lebron "Kong" James comes bollocking out of no-where and throws himself toward the ball, he missess the ball and slams into Kobe, he goes down, but he drops the the 3 for the win. But his knee is smashed to sh*t because of James' crunching into him.

I wish to be a NBA elite player.

But you never got games because your coach hated you.

I wish I had a stapler.

[Holz]

you do but it doesn't have any staples in it

I wish i could teleport

[Master Q]

I wish i could teleport

But the only place you could teleport to is 1 metre away from you.

I wish I had a stapler with staples in it.

[bomberboy0618]

The stapler staples your eye and you look like a pirate as you need an eyepatch.
I wish that LeBron was... "injured"

[Master Q]

The stapler staples your eye and you look like a pirate as you need an eyepatch.
I wish that LeBron was... "injured"

But Lebron was only injured for half a second.

I wish I had a Stapler with special staples that can't touch me  8)

[Windigo]

I wish I had a stapler with staples in it.

Special staples? But they don't work on anything, like paper.

I wish for the ability to read thoughts.

[HillHero13]

But they kill all your family, so you decide to commit suicide


i wish i was immune to injuries.

[bomberboy0618]

The stapler staples your eye and you look like a pirate as you need an eyepatch.
I wish that LeBron was... "injured"

But Lebron was only injured for half a second.

I wish I had a Stapler with special staples that can't touch me  8)

But they kill all your loved ones and the whole world so you are really lonely.
I wish that I had something bad happen to me :)

[Master Q]

Hilly was first so,

"I wish I was Immune to Injuries" for a minute.

I wish I had a Stapler with staples which only can be shot by me.

[CrowsFan]

But you can't find anything to staple.

I wish I could breathe underwater

[Windigo]

Hilly was first so,

I was like 9 seconds faster...... :P

[Ziplock]

But you can't find anything to staple.

I wish I could breathe underwater

Wish granted, but you can no longer breath in air.

[Master Q]

Hilly was first so,

I was like 9 seconds faster...... :P

Never saw yours.