Break a Wish

[Ziplock]

So, new game for you all to play, I don't know if any of you have ever played it before, but it's called 'break a wish'. I remember when I first played it on a forum, a guy called Goldfish started it, so subsequently it is forever stuck in my mind as 'break a fish'. Now, with that anecdote, I'm going to try to remember the rules and reiterate for them for you all.

So, basically, it's a chain reaction game, and it follows a couple of basic steps
1. Someone makes a Wish
2. Someone else grants this wish, but doing so in a way which causes the wish to turn out in a way that was not intended by the original wisher
3. The second person makes their own wish
4. Repeat steps 2-4

Basically, imagine you're a genie who hates granting wishes, but has to anyway, so you screw the wishes for your own amusement

For example

Person A: I wish I had a goldfish
Person B: Wish granted. You get a goldfish after it has been eaten and digested by a cat.
(Person B then makes a wish)

Ok, let's do this Leeroy Jenkins style!

I wish that I had a yo-yo that was soft and lit up when you spun it!

[diddley]

lit up on fire.

so basically, you are going by the old 'be careful what you wish for'

i wish i hit the jackpot with a cheap, rare rookie.

[Cicjose]

only for him to be struck down with glandular fever after his first two games netted you 230 points and him to be out for season.

I wish i could travel the world for free.

[CrowsFan]

You travel the world for free working as a mechanic in the engine room of a cruise ship, never getting to go outside and see the world.

I wish when I put my hand in my pocket I would pull out the exact amount of money I needed at that time

[Ziplock]

wish granted! But your money always happens to come out as  the incorrect currency, Australian dollars when you need euros, and euros when you need australian dollars :(

I wish that pokemon were real. (before anyone destroys this, imagine how awesome it would be)

:-X

[CrowsFan]

I wish that too haha!

Wish granted and pokemon become real. Unfortunately under the control of Mewtwo they rise up and take over the world and enslave the human race!

I wish that I would become the best soccer player in the world

[diddley]

all of a sudden, your abilities stay the same, but everyone else gets worse than you.

i wish my missus had a visa to live in oz, so i didnt have to live in england anymore.

[Cicjose]

then she has it granted only to be sent back home due to a crime she didnt commit.


i wish i was the worst at everything that i do.

[diddley]

then she has it granted only to be sent back home due to a crime she didnt commit.

thanks mate, gonna have reoccurring bad thoughts about that now.
ah well, i suppose i set myself up for a fall there.

[Justin Bieber]

i wish i was the worst at everything that i do.

You are the worst at everything but then that make you the best at being the worst at everything ;).

I wish that I didn't have to wear a tie that chokes me all day ::).

Good luck with that Diddley! Come to the land down under :P.

[Cicjose]

thx for the reassurance HP :P

[Holz]

HP

you don't have to wear a tie because you lose your job/ get kicked out of school.

I wish for a 1000 more wishes.

[bomberboy0618]

But then the tie chokes all your friends in revenge.
I wish I wasn't short.

[Master Q]

But then the tie chokes all your friends in revenge.
I wish I wasn't short.

Then you are 9 foot tall and die

I wish I had cheese in my mouth now

[Windigo]

I wish I had cheese in my mouth now

Granted, but the cheese is moldy and un-edible.

I wish to become a famous author.