Fanfootys story

[BoredSaint]

into a giant pie eating frog

[Hawka]

which all the collingwood supporters devour because they havent had food for a while

[nas]

and find porcelain teeth in the meat

[bomberboy0618]

then they realise that they never had teeth in the first place

[Justin Bieber]

The Colliwobbles claim the teeth as their own.

[nas]

and realise there's gold to be made out of pies

[BoredSaint]

but then they realize the gold is actually rust

[Justin Bieber]

And they try to read a book to find out how to counteract the corrosion (should be known as corrosion as rust is only for Iron).

[bomberboy0618]

then they realise collingwood supporters cant read

[Justin Bieber]

Then they call upon the King of the Pack, Eddie McGuire.

[bomberboy0618]

Then they call upon the King of the Pack, Eddie McGuire.

and he shamelessly uses free publicity to market the collingwood way to read on the footy show

[Junktimer]

and then he got sued

[BoredSaint]

and his face became red like a tomato again just like in the grand final

[bomberboy0618]

and his face became red like a tomato again just like in the grand final

he gets tomatoes thrown at him

[Boomz]

and then he cried for days on end.