Fanfootys story

[Hawka]

while the whole time all collingwood supporters stole everything he owned

[Alex7089]

And then ate pies as they...Stole bikes from little kids?

[Hawka]

then hawka bein the good man he is stoped the pies and hit them with a ...

[Alex7089]

Cannon ball made out of talc!

[Junktimer]

and they spattered into a wall...

[Alex7089]

Made out of talc.

[Junktimer]

and then he thought, what is talc?

[Alex7089]

And then the socially awkward genius says 'What sort of idiot doesn't know talc is the softest mineral known to man?'

[nas]

Er me he replied

[Alex7089]

The genius dies of shock, which is tragic because he is close to developing a suit which can withstand 100 trillion tonnes of feathers falling on it, and although it was useless because that won't happen to anybody it still would of been cool to think death by feathers is not possible for you...At least it's 1 less way you can die.

[nas]

Amen!

[Junktimer]

and then said nasteeeeeeey

[Hawka]

but then outa no where a mad army of headless chickens....

[Alex7089]

Attack all the regular chickens...

[Hawka]

which causes a wordl wide chicken shortage