The joke thread!

[HillHero13]

a guy walks into a bar. BANG!

a bar! a pole!

I still don't get it...

a bar, also classified as a pole! a man walks into a bar. bang.

help?

[Justin Bieber]

I get it Hilly, but still...... *Facepalm.

[CrowsFan]

Haha I was joking hilly. That is like the oldest joke out there!

Just like this one.
3 men walk into a bar. You would have thought at least one would see it!

[HillHero13]

yes, like that one.


anyway



How do you scare a turantula?


btw i first read this in yr 2, i thought it was funny.

[CrowsFan]

How?

[HillHero13]

you run up behind it and say Boo!



yeah abuse it, it's a yr 2 classic.

[CrowsFan]

I honestly don't know what to say in response...

[Alex7089]

I don't get it :P

[Justin Bieber]

I honestly don't know what to say in response...

[CrowsFan]

That'll do nicely. Thanks HP :)

[McRooster]

A fish walks into a bar and the barmaid says "What do you want?"

The fish croaks, "Water."

[CrowsFan]

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the barman says "We have a drink named after you" and the grasshopper replies "What, you have a drink named Steven?"

[McRooster]

*Fo Alex...

Where do you get virgin wool from?






















From ugly sheep  :P

[nas]

2011 New Prayer

Dear God,

All I ask for in 2011 is a big, fat bank account and a slim body.

Please don't mix these up like you did last year.

Amen.

[nas]

Subject: Re: Aussie has All Bases covered

A policeman in Adelaide pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic.
He approached the car window and said "Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyzer".

The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note.

On it was written:

"This man suffers from chronic asthma.
Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath".

The policeman said "Okay then I need you to come and give a blood sample"

The man produced another letter.

This one said:

”This man is a hemophiliac.

Please do not cause him to bleed in any way".

So the officer said: "Right, I need a urine sample then".

The man produces a third letter from his pocket.

It read:

"This man plays cricket for Australia; please don't take the piss out of him"