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Started by McRooster, December 11, 2010, 05:29:35 PM

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Alex7089


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Quote from: Marcz on December 12, 2010, 03:19:13 AM
2005 Ashes 1st Test Warney was ripping into Collingwood "carn Paul carn Paul u cant bat for shower ur just a hack Paul u no it Paul u no it" bowler charges in... snick>>> ball flies to 2nd slip Warney drops a sitter :-[


a bloke in his 50's that opens for us in A grade no helmet... young tearaway quick gives him a first ball bouncer> head sway... quick says "ur too old to be out here grandpa" old bloke smiles 2nd ball bouncer crack pull shot 4 smiles were traded, 3rd ball bouncer crack pull shot 4 old bloke :) quick  >:( 4th ball bouncer crack hook shot 4 quick "bullshower ya old cower" old bloke "just keep bringing that weak shower" 5th ball bouncer crack hook shot 4 quick "flower flower flower" old bloke turns to the captain at first slip and says "whens the new ball due" 6th ball bouncer whack 6 old bloke said "nice spell young fella" before it had even landed on the clubroom roof... every shot was forward of square leg and played from in front of his face he just stood in the pocket and pasted it... the quick didnt get another bowl all match and the ball looked like it had been chewed on by a dog after 1 over :P
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