50 reasons

[bunyip]

My point exactly :)

[Cruiseon]

34: After 16 rounds Collingwood are undefeated and so far ahead of the competition that the AFL awards them the next two Premierships. As a result the Grand Finals are replaced with exhibition matches in Dubai between The Suns and GWS to 'promote' the game.

[bunyip]

Sorry cruis, this one's not very funny ;D

[ossie85]

35: Collingwood do not play the Grand Final, because on the morning of the grand final (between Collingwood and Carlton), Carlton are found to have cheated by paying Sentanta OhAiplin $3m a game, and are subsquently disqualified.

Yeah, its a bit ridicolous I know. Sif Carlton make the Grand Final cheating or no cheating.

[hawk_88]

(Real) 34: Collingwood are so confident that they forget they actually have to play to win and forfeit by default.

[Cruiseon]

Ossie just to correct your typo, I think you meant Carlton are fined for paying Setanta OhAiplin $3 per game. Outrageous wage for someone like that.

[hawk_88]

Ossie just to correct your typo, I think you meant Carlton are fined for paying Setanta OhAiplin $3 per game. Outrageous wage for someone like that.

That I have to agree with.

[bunyip]

i am VERY worried that this thread is starting to back fire on me. help me someone :-X

[hawk_88]

35: Collingwood are shower. (How did we miss this one??)

[bunyip]

i dunno, I haven't been well ;D

[8-6 Suited]

Is okay, we don't judge you for attempting suicide. :P

[bunyip]

I'm mildly surprised you even read this thread 8. Good to know though. You have a broad mind. A lot of Collingwood supporters don't have a sense of humor, well done. :)

[8-6 Suited]

Why would I? Just like every supporter of every club, I have watched my team through hard times, and ridden the waves of mocking ignorance. Now I get to dish it out for another season. :P

[bunyip]

Enjoy yourself, these opportunities are so rare. :)

[8-6 Suited]

More than the Cats... Or Dogs. :P