50 reasons

[hawk_88]

27. The team starts strongly and Eddie realises that he may have given the flick to a coach who is about to score back to back premierships and to save his own skin (from lets be honest, quite an unsavoury supporter bass) he sabotages their season.

[CrowsFan]

28. Harry O gets caught importing cocaine from Brazil and selling it to team mates. The whole team goes to jail for drug trafficking

[Justin Bieber]

What the hell CF :P.

He probably stores it in his dreadlocks ;D.

[CrowsFan]

What do you mean what the hell?

[Justin Bieber]

Why Brazil ;). They went to China didn't they ;).

[CrowsFan]

Because Harry O is Brazillian. Duh :P

[Justin Bieber]

Didn't know that *facepalm.

[CrowsFan]

The commentators mention it pretty much every game!

[CrowsFan]

Come on guys we still need another 22 reasons.
THINK!

[Justin Bieber]

29. Daisy is asked what is 1+1 pre season and his head explodes from the stress this equation caused. Thus, Collingwood are in mourning for the rest of the season and lose all 22 games.

[hawk_88]

30. At a pivotal moment of a final, Joffa and pre-maturely put on his golden jacket which blinds Didak as he goes for goal. He misses the shot and the Pies lose.

[bunyip]

31. On the last night of their high altitude camp in Arizona they all got drunk and fell off the mountain.

[CrowsFan]

32. Scott Pendlebury builds a time machine and goes back in time to do 70's porn, ruining the Collingwood midfield

[bunyip]

33. One of the mules at their camp got pregnant, and the authorities won't let them leave till someone admits to being the father.

[hawk_88]

33. One of the mules at their camp got pregnant, and the authorities won't let them leave till someone admits to being the father.

The problem is that is could be a number of players. They wont be able to find out until later in the pregnancy when DNA tests can be performed.