50 reasons

[bunyip]

Everyone is missing the obvious...

11. Half of the premiership team will be in jail by the end of the pre-season.

LOL  ;D

[Barlow 21]

12. Collingwood can`t face the fact Fremantle are better than them.

[Hawka]

13.cloke cant kick a goal to save his life
14.maltouse will go on a killing rampage in the middle of the year when he relized he wont be coaching nxt yr

[bunyip]

15. Joffa lost his jacket, and had the whole team looking for it, and they missed the prelim.

[Master Q]

16. Collingwood supporters lost their map of the G' and got lost

[hawk_88]

17. The AFL will finally penalise Collingwood for not having a proper clash strip.

18. The players will develop skin cancer from too much exposure to the lights at the MCG on a Friday night.

[bomberboy0618]

19. The steroids run out
20. They get sidetracked by a 5c coin and wipe each other out

[hawk_88]

21. The genetic issues that come with being the product of incest finally manifest themselves.

[8-6 Suited]

I got one question though... Who is the threat that can really stop us other than ourselves?


Surely not Geelong so don't even say it.

Thats it 8, keep giving us more amo

First, it's ammo. 2 m's.

Second, we have nothing to prove as the silverware belongs to us unlike last season when you ate your own words saying Collingwood was no chance... Multiple times. Even in the finals series you said we would choke.

Look who was wrong.

[bunyip]

I admit it. The first time ever to ;D

[Boomz]

U did choke though 8-6... In the first GF ::) the only reason why u got away with a draw was coz Milne remembered his bogan heritage & helped u out :P

[bunyip]

DAMNIT Boom, I wish I said that. I'm gonna have to spend more time on the Essendon thread

[8-6 Suited]

U did choke though 8-6... In the first GF ::) the only reason why u got away with a draw was coz Milne remembered his bogan heritage & helped u out :P

No, we didn't choke. It was a tough game that was always going to be close.


But we made the grand final twice in one year, that's rather exceptional. :P

[Justin Bieber]

That means you had a 50% hit rate ;). Not as good as Geelong's 2/3 GF's ;).

[hawk_88]

No, we didn't choke. It was a tough game that was always going to be close.

Surprised you said that with a straight face.