50 reasons

[bunyip]

Here you are guys, give me 50 reasons why Collingwood are NOT going to make the GF next season.

[bunyip]

1. They won't be able to fit the heads of all the players in the MCG. ;D

[8-6 Suited]

I got one question though... Who is the threat that can really stop us other than ourselves?


Surely not Geelong so don't even say it.

[Boomz]

I got one question though... Who is the threat that can really stop us other than ourselves?


Surely not Geelong so don't even say it.

Everyone starts from scratch so anyone could.

[Justin Bieber]

2. They'll choke just like Hawthorn, just not that bad ;D.
3. The on going GWS saga with Swan and Pendles will take it's toll like the Ablett to GC did for the Cats.
4. The rise of an underdog from the shadows will shock everybody 8).

[Master Q]

5. Swan will miss games as he's depressed from not winning the Brownlow.

[Boomz]

2. They'll choke just like Hawthorn, just not that bad ;D.
3. The on going GWS saga with Swan and Pendles will take it's toll like the Ablett to GC did for the Cats.
4. The rise of an underdog from the shadows will shock everybody 8).

I like #4 ;D

[DazBurg]

6. could the interchange limit affect the output of the players used to high rotations (i.e swan,didak)

[bunyip]

WHAT!!!!!!!
God Daz, is that the best you can do?
How about they rotated so fast in the prelim they became airborne and were never heard from again. ;D

[bunyip]

2. They'll choke just like Hawthorn, just not that bad ;D.
3. The on going GWS saga with Swan and Pendles will take it's toll like the Ablett to GC did for the Cats.
4. The rise of an underdog from the shadows will shock everybody 8).

Come on Helly, to serious  :)

[DazBurg]

WHAT!!!!!!!
God Daz, is that the best you can do?
How about they rotated so fast in the prelim they became airborne and were never heard from again. ;D

just thought i'd put a serious one out there

7. Eddie Mcguire's big head will crush and seriously injure key players as he hangs around them

[bunyip]

I got one question though... Who is the threat that can really stop us other than ourselves?


Surely not Geelong so don't even say it.

Thats it 8, keep giving us more amo

[bunyip]

8. A Carlton supporter who will remain nameless (Q) changed the year on Eddies copy of the victory pack to 2011 and his head exploded severely injuring many players in the proximity.

[Justin Bieber]

2. They'll choke just like Hawthorn, just not that bad ;D.
3. The on going GWS saga with Swan and Pendles will take it's toll like the Ablett to GC did for the Cats.
4. The rise of an underdog from the shadows will shock everybody 8).

Come on Helly, to serious  :)

Fine then......
9. Eddie will boycott games due to Swan not winning the Brownlow.
10. Collingwood will be disqualified from the AFL finals for a year after Eddie hires a sniper to try and take out Judd during a Pies vs Blues game.

[hawk_88]

Everyone is missing the obvious...

11. Half of the premiership team will be in jail by the end of the pre-season.