50 reasons

[Justin Bieber]

35. Collingwood are the first team to lose to the Suns and are shamed to the point they forfeit the year :P.

[hawk_88]

36: Having never had a true alternate strip before, the Collingwood players get confused (I know, unheard of right?) and continuously pass the ball to North Melbourne, gifting North a rare win.

Source:
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/back-in-black-for-the-magpies/story-e6frf9jf-1225961784041

[8-6 Suited]

hawk_88, I agree with that one actually. Looks so showerhouse.

[bunyip]

More than the Cats... Or Dogs. :P

Excuse ME boyo... how many premierships have YOU won in the last few years. I'll give you permission to win another one....in twenty years ;D

[bunyip]

37. Joffa put his gold jacket on to early in the PF and the players all thought they had won and walked off the ground.

[BoredSaint]

38. They saw Eddie's face and got scared

[hawk_88]

38. They saw Eddie's face and got scared

39. They saw the cheer squad member's faces and got scared.

[Justin Bieber]

40. They'll meet Molly Meldrum outside a pub one night during the season ;).

[bunyip]

41. Oprah hid the team down her dress and took them back to the US.

[Bazinga]

42. Terrorist attacks in India force the IPL to be rescheduled in Australia. The Rajasthan Royals pay the MCG $50 million to be their home ground for the season, meaning that Collingwood have to play all their home games at Skilled Stadium in Geelong on a Saturday afternoon. All collingwood players boycott this decision and sign with GWS .

[Fletch74]

43. Because they will confuse the opposition with themselves with their away guernsey...

[bomberboy0618]

44. They all get their dole cut off and suffer drug withdrawal and die.

[SydneyRox]

45. Malthouse decides he isnt going to give up coaching the boganist (yes I made it up) team in the afl. Forcing Buckley to go postal, killing all 3 decent collingwood players!

[bunyip]

46. Eddie invites some players to appear on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and their brains explode trying to answer the questions.

[Wes Mantooth]

Because St Kilda will knock them out in the prelim.