Snakes on a plane? I think you mean crocodiles!

Started by CrowsFan, October 23, 2010, 01:13:36 PM

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Justin Bieber

What The Hell?!?!?!

It wasn't the Croc that killed them ::). The Hysteria was it in the end :(.

roo boys!


CrowsFan

Yeah who doesn't put a crocodile in a sports bag and bring it on a plane?

Boomz


Alex7089

Clearly nobody on the plane had an education. What sort of fool doesn't know all you have to do to stop a crocodile is hold its jaws closed? They barely open up without pressure but with hands clasped they won't do anything ::)

CrowsFan

Well I don't understand why nobody tried to hypnotise it! Everyones favourite vet Dr Chris Brown said on Good News Week that all you need to do to hypnotise a crocodile is roll it on to its back and push a certain spot the underside of its mouth. So simple!

Alex7089

And the crocodile would of been small or someone would of noticed ::)

Boomz

It's a bit wierd they didn't try and calm it down or something instead of stampeding... it can't have been very big...

HillHero13




CrowsFan

Ah. I don't think they would have much customs for domestic flights in Congo


Alex7089

Yeah I suppose, the only thinkg they make any money from is coltan :-\