Cheesy Pick Up Lines

[benjy251090]

i am bored and can't sleep so I thought I would have fun by starting a thread for the cheesiest pick up lines, I am gonna start with my favourites:

Some of you younger boys may not get these but being a math and science nerd I love them

• I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
• You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere
• If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes
• You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation
• Baby, let me find your nth term
• If I were an integral, I’d fill you up
• I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities
• By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares

[HillHero13]

what the hell is the last one meant to mean..??



i can't sleep either.. but i really don't want too..


nice lines though..

[benjy251090]

6² is 36 and 5² is 25 which make them 'perfect squares', which means you are saying she is perfect :P

you got insomnia too?

[HillHero13]

oh... well not even a math word would get that..

[benjy251090]

true, still makes me giggle though

[CrowsFan]

Being a uni student like yourself benjy I always have insomnia!! Plus I am also reading Lee Child's new book that came out today. Well yesterday since it is now friday.

Nothing beats this pick up line mainly cos it is interactive:

Boy: Tripped over any small trees lately?
Girl: No...
Boy: How 'bout a root?

[Boomz]

lol nice benjy... Insomnia is shower -.-

[HillHero13]

this ones a classic..

Is that a mirror in your pocket coz i can see myself in your pants..

[CrowsFan]

If you just want to get straight to the point all you have to say is "Nice legs. When do they open?"

During my travels through europe last year I managed to get my mate to try 2 pick up lines on chicks. They were:

"If you were a burger at McDonalds you would be McBeautiful"

"Are you a parking ticket? Cos you have fine written all over you"

Needless to say neither of them worked

[benjy251090]

another maths one because i am a dork:

lets go back to your room and do some maths, we will add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope we dont multiply

another cheesy one is:

Are you from the Caribbean because Jamaican me crazy :P

i dont have a library card but can i check you out?

[BoredSaint]

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares

Isnt this one talking about the girls body?? as in sizes..

[roo boys!]

lol they are all very nice, I like the:

lets go back to your room and do some maths, we will add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope we dont multiply

[Justin Bieber]

Nice ones 8). I was watching TV when you guys started all this :P. You have too much time on your hands.

[8-6 Suited]

I'm like a King of cheesy pick up lines. I use them on my missus all the time, it's how I got her. :D


I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
That dress looks real becoming on you. Of course if I was that dress I'd be coming too
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up....
I've got the hot dog and you got the buns... lol
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button... *pause*... from the inside?

And my favourite.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? 

My Zipper. :D

[BratPack]

And my favourite.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? 

My Zipper. :D

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