Jokes

[Grazz]

There were three guys, naste, Grazz & Dudge.

All 3 wanted to become secret agents. So they had to go through tests to see if they were right for the job, they did everything that came at them and passed, until they all reached their final tests.

They were given a gun, and were told they had to step inside a room and kill the sitting on the chair.
Dudge was up first. His mother was sitting on the chair when he walked in, and he just couldn't shoot her. He failed
naste was next. His father was on the chair and he too couldn't bare to shoot.

Then it came down to Grazz with his best friend on the chair.

Outside the room, the people watching the tests, heard gunshots, more gunshots and then lots of banging, crashing and screaming. Out came Grazz and he said "The gun was loaded with blanks, I had to bash the person to death". :P

See what you started naste, i would of shot Dudge to, mungrel beat me in our Moneyleague this week.

[T Dog]

Library Complaint

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Whatlez stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, young man?"

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"

The librarian nodded and said, "Ah. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

[PowerBug]

Two men in a bar one man turns to the other and asks,
"Tell me, why do you keep pouring beer into your hand?"
The other man replies,
"I'm getting my date drunk."

Often saw naste pouring beer on his hand at Moomba, his left one to. Party animal. ::)

Wait was reading through this wonderful and saw this post. Naste works/used to work at Moomba?

[nas]

Two men in a bar one man turns to the other and asks,
"Tell me, why do you keep pouring beer into your hand?"
The other man replies,
"I'm getting my date drunk."

Often saw naste pouring beer on his hand at Moomba, his left one to. Party animal. ::)

Wait was reading through this wonderful and saw this post. Naste works/used to work at Moomba?

Yes n Grazz used to be there

[PowerBug]

Two men in a bar one man turns to the other and asks,
"Tell me, why do you keep pouring beer into your hand?"
The other man replies,
"I'm getting my date drunk."

Often saw naste pouring beer on his hand at Moomba, his left one to. Party animal. ::)

Wait was reading through this wonderful and saw this post. Naste works/used to work at Moomba?

Yes n Grazz used to be there

Ok, then my dad's probably spoken of youse haha. Small world! :o

[Jukes]

Here's another joke in my style...

A young boy walks in on his dad jacking off. Curious and confused, he says to his dad, "Dad, what are you doing?"
"Why I'm masturbating son. You'll be doing it soon" he replied.
"Why dad?"
"Because my arm's getting tired!"

Ba dum tss

[Tominator]

this is old and you've all heard it but couldn't resist it haha ;)

"if your Uncle Jack helped you get off an elephant, then would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?"

[Spinking]

this is old and you've all heard it but couldn't resist it haha ;)

"if your Uncle Jack helped you get off an elephant, then would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?"

Sadly I laughed out loud at this one...

[My Chumps]

The wife asked me last night if I had a secret pet name for her.

Judging by the look on her face, 'sperm whale' was not an appropriate answer.

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Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won!
No one's a match for me and my kettle.

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They say your shoe size directly relates to your penis size.

That makes my fear of being raped by clowns even scarier.

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My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"

I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."

She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"

I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"

[jobe#4]

why cant a bike stand on its own?
because it two tired................
swag +1 8)

[Zombie2.5]

Tsk Tsk Zombie

Q: Where do you go to buy zombies?
A: The monSTORE!
Q: What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife?
A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn't attached!
Q: Who did the zombie take out for dinner?
A: His GHOULfriend!
Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his new Facebook friends?
A: He was still DIGESTING all his old Facebook friends!
Q: What is a zombie's favorite toy?
A: A DEADY bear!

;D

[Tominator]

again, these are all cheap, typical jokes but meh


Q: why can't you swim at St Kilda beach?
A: Cos they only have one flag ;D

Q: What's the one ship that hasn't docked at Fremantle?
A: The premiership!

Q: What's the difference between a firefighter and the Richmond Football Club?
A: A firefighter can reach the top eight rungs of a ladder!

[Grazz]

Two men in a bar one man turns to the other and asks,
"Tell me, why do you keep pouring beer into your hand?"
The other man replies,
"I'm getting my date drunk."

Often saw naste pouring beer on his hand at Moomba, his left one to. Party animal. ::)

Wait was reading through this wonderful and saw this post. Naste works/used to work at Moomba?

Yes n Grazz used to be there

Would like to be back there lol. :)

[nas]

Two men in a bar one man turns to the other and asks,
"Tell me, why do you keep pouring beer into your hand?"
The other man replies,
"I'm getting my date drunk."

Often saw naste pouring beer on his hand at Moomba, his left one to. Party animal. ::)

Wait was reading through this wonderful and saw this post. Naste works/used to work at Moomba?

Yes n Grazz used to be there

Would like to be back there lol. :)

Want me to listen out for ya Casual or Perm

[Grazz]

Two men in a bar one man turns to the other and asks,
"Tell me, why do you keep pouring beer into your hand?"
The other man replies,
"I'm getting my date drunk."

Often saw naste pouring beer on his hand at Moomba, his left one to. Party animal. ::)

Wait was reading through this wonderful and saw this post. Naste works/used to work at Moomba?

Yes n Grazz used to be there

Would like to be back there lol. :)

Want me to listen out for ya Casual or Perm

Yeh do that naste, either way prefer permanent.