Jokes

[roo boys!]

Hahaha that's a good one, you would be shattered ;D

[Alex7089]

Haha yeah, pretty lousy effort from her roadside assistance though, no assistance here, or here, or here, or here, or here, or here but you might get it here if you send smoke signals and it is a Tuesday :P

[roo boys!]

lol ;D

If i had roadside assistance I would complain...but I dont even have a car ::)

[Alex7089]

lol, I don't have a car. What is the point? I have to drive with a parent in the car anyway :(

[Justin Bieber]

lol ;D

If i had roadside assistance I would complain...but I dont even have a car ::)

I don't even have a license ::).

[roo boys!]

lol ;D

If i had roadside assistance I would complain...but I dont even have a car ::)

I don't even have a license ::).

I'm not even old enough to sit for mine ::)

I have said too much!  :-X :-X  ;D ;D

[CrowsFan]

I have my license and a car! Just a few months away from my full license

[roo boys!]

I have my license and a car! Just a few months away from my full license

Showoff ::)  ;D ;D ;D

[nas]

Been a while so thought I would add some light jokes again.
A Summer Romance ... between the sheets.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you
laid on my naked body... you sensed my indifference, so you applied your
hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near
crazy while you drained me.
Finally, I drifted off to sleep.
Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only
the sheets bore witness to last night's events.
My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it
all the more difficult to forget you.
Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you........
Dang mosquito !

[nas]

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...
for example...
A wife comes home late at night early from being out of town and quietly
opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as
she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them
stay  in our bedroom.
Did you say 'hello'?"

[McRooster]

A man walks into a bar and this chick points at his beer gut and asks 'XXXX or VB?'
He says 'he's not sure but there's a tap underneath if you want a taste!'  :P

[nas]

A blonde orders a beer.The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's b*obs and splashes all over them...
The bartender goes over,retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her b*obs.
Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hit her b*obs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady...Why do you let the bartender do it?'
"Helloooo!", says the blonde,
'He has a licker license!'

[nas]

A drunk sees a man looking under the hood of his car.
"Wassup?"says the drunk.
The man says, "Piston broke."
"Yeah," says the drunk. "Me, too."

[Doyle]

Two blondes walk into a bar, the third one ducks :P

[nas]

A couple of old guys (Grazz & Dudge) were golfing when Dudge said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.
Grazz remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before.
"Is that so?" Dudge asked. "Did he do a good job?"
"Well, I was on this course yesterday when a guy on the ninth hole hooked a shot," Grazz says. "The ball must have been going 200 kph when it hit me square in the nuts."
"What does that have to do with your teeth?" asked Dudge.
"Well" Grazz explained, "That was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."