Jokes

[roo boys!]

I knew of Pen Island, friend told me about it ;D

[roo boys!]

Well it's not a joke, but I did find it quite funny when I found out my dad recieved a letter from the library about an overdue book, entitled: "Learn How to Speedread"

obviously didn't work ;D

[Alex7089]

lol clearly not :P

[roo boys!]

When I heard that story it just gave me a little giggle ;D

[Alex7089]

For more funny stories type 'FML' into google, some interesting stuff :P

[roo boys!]

lol I'm sure there would be, I love hearing funny stories.. ;D

[Alex7089]

I  distinctly remember reading a story where a uni student baked some brownies (;) ) and she went out to have lunch, she came back and her 8 year old sister had eaten the whole tray :P

[roo boys!]

*checks to see if I have an 8 year old sister

nup I'm good ;)

[BratPack]

Why do I get the feeling that the fact that it was a Uni student means there should be quotation marks around "Brownies"?  :P

[CrowsFan]

Why do I get the feeling that the fact that it was a Uni student means there should be quotation marks around "Brownies"?  :P

Well thats what the wink was for :P

[Alex7089]

Yeah I thought I would replace it with the wink.
Don't forget it is physically impossible for me to NOT use an emoticon ;)

[roo boys!]

That is seriously unfortunate for both the student but the kid, *shudders

[Alex7089]

I know her brain would be fried completely :P
She may never wake up, seriously, overdose :'(

[roo boys!]

Still a funny story for us to hear though ;D

[Alex7089]

Yeah hilarious. I am going to find some more :P


The irony ;D

Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML