Jokes

[T Dog]

In a recent telephone poll, when asked if they would have an affair with former president Bill Clinton, 70% of American women replied, "Never again."  ;D

[T Dog]

A bus driver in London stops at a bus stop to see a man with three heads, no arms and one leg.
"'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!" the bus driver says "You look 'armless enough, hop aboard!"  ::)

[T Dog]

Four die-hard AFL fans climb a mountain. As they climb, they argue incessantly about which one of them is most dedicated to his respective team. When they get to the top, the Tigers fan yells, "This is for the Richmond Tigers!" and throws himself off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone by a Tigers fan, the Swans fan screams, "This is for the Sydney Swans!!" and throws himself off the mountain. Not about to be outdone by a Tigers fan and a Swans fan, the Pies fan shouts, "THIS IS FOR THE COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES!!!" and shoves the Carlton Blues fan off the mountain.  ;D ;D ;D ;D 8)

[SydneyRox]

LOL - Since when could anyone associated with Richmond make it to the top of anything?

[T Dog]

LOL - Since when could anyone associated with Richmond make it to the top of anything?

Was going go with a Hawks supporter...but they did win..

[T Dog]

A scientist has perfected a clone. Unfortunately when he takes it to show the university board, it starts swearing at them. The outraged board throw them out, and the scientist does some more tests and realises the clone has Tourettes. He's stumped with what to do, and eventually he decides to take it to the top of the university carpark, and chuck it off. He does so, but is seen, and later the police arrive. He insists that killing the clone wasn't murder, but nonetheless gets arrested. The charge is "making an obscene clone fall".  ;D

[T Dog]

What do you call a guy standing on the edge of the ocean with a seagull on his head?
◦ Cliff.
  8)

[Vinny]

What's Forrest Gumps password?

1Forrest1 8)

[T Dog]

What do you call someone inside a wall?
Stud.
;D

[Vinny]

Wife: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Me: Would you get mad if i tell you the truth?
Wife: No, i won't! Tell me.
Me: I slept with your sister.

[T Dog]

idiot.. ;D

What do you call a guy with a shovel in his back?
Doug

[Vinny]

Hahaha.


A man is being interviewed for a job and the interviewer asks him "What would you say is your greatest weakness?" The interviewee replies "I'm pathologically honest." The interviewer looks confused. "You're honest? I wouldn't describe that as a weakness. I think that's a great quality to posess." "I don't give a flower what you think."

8)

[Ringo]

idiot.. ;D

What do you call a guy with a shovel in his back?
Doug

Thanks Tdog Old Joke but getting used to it (Doug is Ringos first name)

[Vinny]

What do you call a girl with one leg?

Eileen.

[T Dog]

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his bum?
Warren.
:o