Jokes

[CrowsFan]

How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?


Giver her a bottle of shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat"

[benjy251090]

how do you confuse a blonde?

take her into a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

[Alex7089]

There is a blonde woman with her daughter in a plane and it has 4 engines. The flight is scheduled to go for 4 hours.
30 minutes into the trip the flight attendant tells everybody one of the engines has failed and it will take an extra half an hour to make it to their destination.
Half an hour later he says another engine has failed at it will take an extra hour.
An hour later he comes over and says the flight will take yet another 2 hours because the third engine has failed.
The blonde woman says to her daughter "shower, if that last engine fails we are never going to get down from here!'





A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are on a boat. The boat springs a leak and sinks.
The redhead gets a quarter of the way and drowns.
The brunette makes it half way and dies.
The blonde makes it half way, gets tired and swims back to the wreckage.

[roo boys!]

I have heard the second one, still funny though ;D

LOL 1st one is good 8)

[Master Q]

how do you confuse a blonde?

take her into a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

A one-month old baby knows that joke   ::)

[CrowsFan]

how do you confuse a blonde?

take her into a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

A one-month old baby knows that joke   ::)

Lies!!! I do human development and babies bascially know nothing by 1 month :P

[roo boys!]

I did 8)

Superbaby ;)

[BratPack]

how do you confuse a blonde?

take her into a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

http://gooong.com/

[Justin Bieber]

Nice BP ;). Some nice one liner links :P.

[roo boys!]

Nice BP ;). Some nice one liner links :P.

Like you need 'em HP :P  My little ranga ;)  (well you are actually older than me :P )

[Alex7089]

Worst website names ever.
Who represents becomes www.whorepresents.com/
Experts Exchange becomes www.expertsexchange.com/
Pen Island becomes www.penisland.net/ (my favourite :P)
therapist finder becomes www.therapistfinder.com/

[Justin Bieber]

Nice BP ;). Some nice one liner links :P.

Like you need 'em HP :P  My little ranga ;)  (well you are actually older than me :P )

That's right young one :P.

[BratPack]

Worst website names ever.
Who represents becomes www.whorepresents.com/
Experts Exchange becomes www.expertsexchange.com/
Pen Island becomes www.penisland.net/ (my favourite :P)
therapist finder becomes www.therapistfinder.com/

That last one reminds of my favorite ever bit of Arrested Devolpment. Where the guy gets cards printed up and because he wanted to be both an analyist and a therapist the cards came back analrapist  :P

[Alex7089]

LMAO!

[McRooster]

Some good ones here  ;D

http://www.fanfooty.com.au/forum/index.php/topic,13339.msg126723.html#msg126723http://www.fanfooty.com.au/forum/index.php/topic,13339.msg126723.html#msg126723

Thanks MP, good luck to your chaps this week!