Absurd Multibet Theatre

[BratPack]

So DazBurg talked about his Brownlow multi yesterday. The 3 dollar bet with absurdly astronomical odds for $3 for a laugh.

I used to do them when I was drunk playing pub poker. And he's inspired me to go chasing again.

So armed with 6 dollars and a range of soccer matches on I have placed some absurd bets.

First series
Atsenal to beat Tottenham (All the english games are Carling Cup ties)
Sunderland over West Ham
Man U over Scowhorpe
Chelsea over Newcastle
Aston Villa over Blachburn
Real Madrid to win in the Primera Liga
Celtic to win their Scottish FA Cup tie over Inverness
Ipswich over Millwall
Hibs overKilmarnock in the Scottish FA cup
And Deportivo to pull an upset for value over Villareal
All returning a cool 694-1 for a possible collect of $2083

And we have what I like to call the "What a crazy flowering chance in hell you'll even get one leg" bet :P
Bayern over Hoffenheim in the Bundesliga
Wolfsburg over Hamburg
Kaiserslautern to pull an upset over Dortmund
Real back up in the Primera
Hercules over Zaragosa in the Primera (Because of the name Hercules, nothing else)
Corinthians to beat Santos in the Brazilian league
Barcelona to win in the Primera
Birmingham to beat the MK Dons in the Carling Cup
Vasco Da Gama to win in Brazil
And just for a laugh Gold Coast to beat Newcastle in the A-League

Odds? Try 4149-1 :P For a possible collect of $12,448

Who said you can't have a good time on $6 :P

[roo boys!]

LOL good luck with the second one, we should all get a dollar if you win :P

[Alex7089]

Wow. Good luck with that. Would be a huge win and bloody well deserved haha.

[BratPack]

I learnt something today. Those Multi's have a 5000-1 limit :P

[Justin Bieber]

Wish I could try some :P. Go in with $1, Leave with 1000 8).

Good luck with that BP.

[CrowsFan]

If you fancy betting on the EPL matches this week these are my tips:
Man City v Chelsea - Draw
Birmingham v Wigan - Birmingham
Blackpool v Blackburn - Blackburn
Arsenal v West Brom - Arsenal
Fulham v Everton - Everton
West Ham v Tottenham - Tottenham
Liverpool v Sunderland - Liverpool
Bolton v Man Utd - Man Utd
Wolves v Aston Villa - Aston Villa
Newcastle v Stoke - Draw

Pays out at 1670.86/1

[roo boys!]

Who trusts CF?

[CrowsFan]

I trust CF  ;D

[roo boys!]

I would if I knew anything about soccer :D

[CrowsFan]

Haha thanks. Maybe just take a selection of my tips and go for them instead of all 10 if anyone is considering a bet. Much harder to get 10/10 in EPL than 8/8 in AFL

[roo boys!]

Especially since a whole game can turn with 1 good kick ::)

[CrowsFan]

Yep. Plus with it still being relatively early in the season you can't be sure how all teams will play. Stupid unpredictable game!

[roo boys!]

Turn to cricket CF! Way more predictable :P

And we have a 90 page thread about it 8)

[CrowsFan]

I do enjoy my cricket, and I did actually get a FTP team a few days ago. Still unsure about it though

[roo boys!]

Yeah I remember you saying that you made a team but not much happened from there....