I can't stop laughing!

[Master Q]

Today I was looking at some FB threads and found Alex talking about Bananana man, I searched him up and found this page (which he has talked about) - http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Superheroes_of_All_Time


It's the worst superheroes of all time...

Some of my favourites are:

21. The Housewife
The Housewife, in truth named Diana (although we don't know her surname), is a mother of two kids and is married to a doctor who earns enough money to enable her to be at home with their kids. This allows her to assume the superhero identity known as "The Housewife" during the night. Armed with a rolling pin and a broom, her superpowers includes finding out who stole the last cookie from the jar, knowing how long the buns needs to be in the owen after the baking, picking up kids after school and finding remaining dust bunnies under furniture almost by instinct.

4. Visible Woman
The Visible Woman is a woman who was hit by cosmic rays and gained the abilitity to make herself visible. Since she was visible before her accident, her power sadly doesn't make much difference.

1. Subtracting Man
This superhero is a lot like the Multiple Man, except in reverse. This means that any time he uses his superpower, instead of adding one more incarnation of himself to his total number of selves, one is reduced from that number. Since there can only ever be at most one of himself due to the reductive nature of his power, he will in effect erase himself from existence if he uses his power. This may be good as a distraction in situations where the thugs can go like "Hey, where did that guy go? Check behind those craters!", giving the cops some more time to show up. Sadly, it's a one trick pony, just like Captain Suicide's power. He should not be confused with Captain Nonexistant, whose superpower is to never exist in the first place, which Subtracting Man do. Some theorize that Subtracting man is Captain Suicide and Captain Nonexistant while on his Captain Paradox form. They say he Subtracts himself through suicide and becomes nonexistent over and over paradoxically.

31. The Talc Man
A superhero that has been mutated into living talc. Since talc is the softest mineral known to man, a mere touch is often enough to kill him.

[Alex7089]

This is 100 worst diseases you ex wife could have-http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Diseases_Your_Wife_Could_Have

I was trying to get people to read it the other night but nobody did. I enjoy uncyclopedia ;D

[Justin Bieber]

I'll get to it next weekend. Stuffed up with work this week. Might not even come on next week.

[Alex7089]

Ohhh catchup time ;D

[roo boys!]

I saw subtracting man, he was funny :D

[McRooster]

I can't stop laughing when I think of Stephen Milne getting kicked in the aggots  ;D

Anyone with a photo of that and I swear I'll pi$$ myself so much I'll de-hydrate!!!

[Alex7089]

I couldn't find it sorry Mc.

[roo boys!]

Aha Milney in pain! Hilarious!!!

[McRooster]

I couldn't find it sorry Mc.

That's what the team Doctor said to Milne upon inspection of his injury  :D

[Alex7089]

Gold Mc, absolute gold!

[Justin Bieber]

I couldn't find it sorry Mc.

That's what the team Doctor said to Milne upon inspection of his injury  :D

That was below the belt ;).

[Alex7089]

I couldn't find it sorry Mc.

That's what the team Doctor said to Milne upon inspection of his injury  :D

That was below the belt ;).

There is just emptiness there for Milne.

[roo boys!]

I couldn't find it sorry Mc.

That's what the team Doctor said to Milne upon inspection of his injury  :D

That was below the belt ;).

There is just emptiness there for Milne.

I would feel sorry for him, but hey, it's MILNE!  ::)

[bomberboy0618]

This is 100 worst diseases you ex wife could have-http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Diseases_Your_Wife_Could_Have

I was trying to get people to read it the other night but nobody did. I enjoy uncyclopedia ;D

I love uncyclopedia! i found an article about maplestory (a game) and apparently its bout drugs (not true)