Chuck Norris

[benjy251090]

people wear superman underwear, superman wears chuck norris underwear

[RiOtChEsS]

Bruce Doull is Chuck Norris's Father 8)

[roo boys!]

I think most of us are using the same site for all of these ;)

[chrisuzz]

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shower from anybody.

God can walk on water but Chuck norris can swim on land

[McRooster]

I think most of us are using the same site for all of these ;)

Site? I just got off the phone with him, he's mad at Taylor Walker for using one of his character names as a nickname and is looking to settle the score.
I pointed out that Taylor can't even score in front of goals so it wouldn't be worth the trip and that I'd sort it out personally for him, he said 'thanks man I owe you one!'

[roo boys!]

Ok, can you hit him twice as hard from RB?

[Alex7089]

Chuck Norris 'owes you one' ... You could 'destroy the universe'

[chrisuzz]

people fear the world will end in 2012 scientests fear this is when Chuck Norris will lose his patience

[roo boys!]

This is a good thread... ;)

[chrisuzz]

God can walk on water..... Chuck Norris can swim on land

[roo boys!]

You have already said that one...... :D

[chrisuzz]

:(

[chrisuzz]

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

[Alex7089]

Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer. Sadly, it is physically impossible to make him cry.

Moon does not control the oceans tides, Chuck Norris does.

[RiOtChEsS]

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter