quotes of the year!!!!

[McRooster]

when im sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead   ;D

Barney Stinson?

[Justin Bieber]

when im sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead   ;D

Barney Stinson?

Or Neil Patrick Harris? ;)

[HillHero13]

yeah Barney Stinson

[McRooster]

when im sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead   ;D

Barney Stinson?

Or Neil Patrick Harris? ;)

We need to get CrowsFan into the FB, check out his DP  ;) Legen....dary  ;D

He will have Barney quotes on tap!

[Alex7089]

Haaaaaave you met Ted?
Suit up!
Go for Barney.
In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland.
Snowsuit Up.
Flightsuit Up.
Legen-Wait for it!-dary!
LEGEN - wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant because the second half of this word is - DAIRY!
Barnepedia at your service ;)

[valkorum]

"Any time Carlton scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win."
- Lou Richards

"It's only puffy when it's swollen."
- Anthony Rocca, Collingwood describing his broken finger (Gee Anthony, you don't say......)

"We talked five times. I called him twice, and he called me twice."
- Eddie McGuire

"I think everybody gets caught up in superstitions. But I don't put much stock in them ... knock on wood."
- Jason Akermanis, Brisbane

"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen"
- Tony Shaw

"It was never part of our plans not to play well, it just happened that way"
- Ron Barassi

"Apart from their goals, St Kilda was scoreless in that opening quarter"
- Eddie McGuire

"It may have been going wide, but nevertheless it was a great shot on target"
- Brian Taylor

"They didn't change positions, they just moved the players around"
- John (Sam) Newman

"More football later, but first let's see the first half highlights from the Essendon v Collingwood game"
- Peter Landy

"Kicked wide of the goal with such precision"
- Sandy Roberts

"Wakelin conceded five, you don't get many of those to the dozen"
- Rodney Eade

Robert Harvey  - "I've been hammering Danielle for the past few weeks"

"Just because i went bald, doesn't mean its going to happen to you!" Gary Ablett Snr to Gary Ablett Jnr in 1995.

"Mate this is Hawthorn, you will be a premiership player before you know it!" Brereton to Crawford in 1994.

Dermott Brereton: "And the ball spills free to Kickett ... "
Cometti: "Troy Cook you mean?"
Brereton: "Yes ... well, they do look rather alike."
Cometti: "How so Dermott?"
Brereton (realising that sounded rather racist): "Umm, well, they are
both ... er ... "
Cometti: " ... Midfielders, yes Dermott."

Cometti: After the McManus/Wirrpunda clash in a Western Derby. "Shaun goes back to collect the ball, a free kick, and several teeth."

Cometti: "King to Ling."
Brereton: "Just forward of the wing."
Cometti: "Don't you start."

After Darren Gaspar hits the post from 40 metres out: "Gaspar, the unfriendly post."

"Retaliate first"
- Jack Dyer, instructing his players during a final series

"I only have two words for you men - believe in yourselves"
- Jack Dyer, instructing his players during a final series

"If you are not in bed by 12 o'clock, go home"
- Jack Dyer, instructing his players during a final series

"Tell him he is John Coleman and send him back on"
- Jack Dyer, when told by medical staff that a concussed player 'did not know who he is'

[ossie85]

lol, some classics there!

Jack Dyer sounds a character

[Alex7089]

Indeed he does sound like a character.

Brereton is a horrible commentator.

[Justin Bieber]

Some GOLD just been dug up :D.

[RiOtChEsS]

lmao at the Tony Shaw one he always gets his words in a tangle

[roo boys!]

LMAO at them all!

[Alex7089]

LMAO at them all!

[roo boys!]

I thought we agreed on not doing that anymore ::)

[Alex7089]

What more could I say?

[roo boys!]

What more could I say?