quotes of the year!!!!

[thornz23]

hahaha i just had a good old laugh at these quotes :D ossie ure post was absolutley hilarious haha

[McRooster]

My lil' sis in her coaches box comment just said to her slain opponent " but ya know what? I don't actually care anymore 'cos I made it!!! Last girl standing. Soooo unlucky David, you played an awesome year and some of your players did a Sally Robbins and laid down for you towards the end of the race. unlucky :( But does make for an exciting comp next year "

LOL  ;D lil sis - a worthy opponent in the comments box and in virtual sport.

[Justin Bieber]

LOL!!!

The Wise one strikes again!!!

[EAGLE4LIFE]

Aker's a twat.

Not from this year but:


“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.” â€" (Shane Wakelin)

“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” (Mick Malthouse â€" Collingwood)

“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.” (Peter Bell â€" Fremantle â€" on his University Law studies)

“You guys line up alphabetically by height,” and “you guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.” (Barry Hall Sydney Captain at training)

“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.” (Brock Maclean â€" Melbourne) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt:

“He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.” (Kevin Sheedy on James Hird)

“It’s basically the same, just darker.” (Jonathan Brown) on night Grand Finals vs Day Games

“I told him, ‘Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Barass, I don’t know and I don’t care’ “. (Ron Barassi talking about Gary Cowton)

“I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first.” (Barry Hall â€" Sydney) when asked about the upcoming season:

“Luke Hodge â€" the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago.” (Dermott Brereton)

“Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator.” (Mark Williams)

“He scored that goal after only 22 seconds â€" totally against the run of play.” (Dermott Brereton)

“We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored.” (Ben Cousins â€" West Coast Eagles)

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body”. (Luke Darcy)

“That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical.” (Dermott Brereton)

“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in football â€" but none of them serious.” (Adrian Anderson)

“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.” (Andrew Demetriou)

“I would not say he (Chris Judd) is the best centreman in the AFL, but there are none better.” (Dermott Brereton)

“I never comment on umpires and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.” (Terry Wallace)

(Garry Lyon) “Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?” (David Swartz) “On what?”

“Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.” (Dermott Brereton)

“Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.” (Dermott Brereton)

if they're true then a lot a bloody funny

[brodman_18]

Best quote and it's from grass roots footy - I was in the room.
Western Magpies reserve grade side in the QAFL in 2003/2004 were losing to Mt Gravatt by over 100pts at half time. Reserve grade coach, former club champion and Grogan medalist Billy Pearcey walks into the dressing room at half time to address his players.

"I want you boys to go back out there after half time, drop your pants, bend over and let your opponent finish the job he started in the first half". With that he threw down his clipboard and stormed back to the coaches box to wait for the start of the 3rd quarter. The Western Magpies went on to lose by 222 points.

[valkorum]

I guess that wasnt a motivational speach then was it :P

[nas]

Bottem end of the scale for a motivional speech

[brodman_18]

He just had high standards for his players, we got relegated from state league back to div 1 after this particular year. Back in State League now tho.

[Justin Bieber]

Ouch!! But man was that funny ;D ;D.

I think AFL teams might hire him to inspire their players ;).

[brodman_18]

This isn't a funny quote so much as a funny story, we played a GC team in a div1 grand final the following year. At their GF dinner the Coastie tem had Wayne Carey come and give a "motivational Speech". He had charged them $5k to be there, got pissed as a newt and was offensive/crude during his speech.

We spanked them in the GF and they asked Wayne for their money back.

[nas]

This isn't a funny quote so much as a funny story, we played a GC team in a div1 grand final the following year. At their GF dinner the Coastie tem had Wayne Carey come and give a "motivational Speech". He had charged them $5k to be there, got pissed as a newt and was offensive/crude during his speech.

We spanked them in the GF and they asked Wayne for their money back.

Is that when he got agro & threw his missus out on the front lawn on the coast?

[Alex7089]

Nice brodman 8)

[roo boys!]

Haha nice ones

[brodman_18]

This isn't a funny quote so much as a funny story, we played a GC team in a div1 grand final the following year. At their GF dinner the Coastie tem had Wayne Carey come and give a "motivational Speech". He had charged them $5k to be there, got pissed as a newt and was offensive/crude during his speech.

We spanked them in the GF and they asked Wayne for their money back.

Is that when he got agro & threw his missus out on the front lawn on the coast?

I think so naste, the team we played had a sense of humour about it. They told us the next day.

[brodman_18]

Same team Western Magpies reserve grade in the QAFL got relegated to the pineapple cup and played against Sangate. One of the guys who had been in that years Biggest Loser show was playing for Sandgate. One of my mates knighty sledged him so bad he ended up swinging punches and it caused an all in melee. Can't remember the name of the dude but was very sensitive about his weight.