Bringing back the Footy Jokes Topic

[MissPiesFF]

Q: Which Pie is likely to win this year’s Copeland Trophy?
A: Four ‘n’ Twenty

[Alex7089]

Q:What has 100 legs and 4 teeth?
A. -->The pies cheer squad<--

[MissPiesFF]

Mick Malthouse was caught by a speed camera. "I’ll do anything for 4 points," he said…

[Alex7089]

lol, why do we seem to be targeting the pies?

[MissPiesFF]

umm cus thats who most jokes are made about lol

Q: How many Collingwood fans does it take 2 change a light bulb
A: No one knows because none of them can climb a ladder

[MissPiesFF]

Double post sorry here a non Collingwood one.

Q . Whats the difference between Richmond and a pyromaniac ?

A . A pyromaniac wouldn't waste 22 matches

[ossie85]

That's it Miss Pies! I'm calling Eddie!

1) like Carlton
2) don't like Mick Malthouse
3) constant jokes against us!

Traitor I call thee :)

and LOL at Richmond joke

[Alex7089]

That's it Miss Pies! I'm calling Eddie!

1) like Carlton
2) don't like Mick Malthouse
3) constant jokes against us!

Traitor I call thee :)

and LOL at Richmond joke

Can't blame her, it's so easy to laugh at the pies. ;)

[MissPiesFF]

Q: Why do Carlton supporters whistle on the toilet?
A: So they know which hole to wipe...

James Hird walks into a bar - falls over unconcious - waiter gives him $1,000 for his troubles
Kevin Sheedy walks into a bar - falls over unconcious - waiter gives him $1,000 for his troubles
Matthew Lloyd nearly walks into a bar, dives forward unconvincingly and yells to the waiter - FREE! wheres my money?




Eddie was at school one morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Eddie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Eddie aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Edward, "He plays football for Collingwood but I was just too embarrassed to say."

[RobsOverAchievers]

You have probably heard my lame joke

Ok what has 50 legs and 3 teeth? The front row of the collingwood cheer Squad.


Three collingwood supporters where driving a tarago and drove it off a cliff , police officer at the bottom of the cliff said what a waste it could seat 5 People , lol sorry thats all i got....

[HintT]

What's the difference between Essendon and a bucket of s***?

The bucket.

[Justin Bieber]

What's the difference between Essendon and a bucket of s***?

The bucket.

i would expect that from a hawks supporter ;D.

now only if i had a witty comeback :'(

[HillHero13]

1)

There was a teacher who started her first day st school..

she asked all the students to put their hands up if they barracked for collingwood...

all but 1 person put their hand up...

so she asked who do you barrack for..

the little girl said i barrack for essendon..

she asks why?..

she says because all my family goes for them..

so the teacher says you don't have to do what you parents do..

the teacher then adds..

What if your Mum was a prostitute, Your Dad was an alcoholic and Your brother was a drug addict..

the the little girl said...

"Then I will be a Collingwood supporter..  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


2)

You know you’re a Collingwood Supporter when...
1.   A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth that your wife does.
2.   You let your twelve year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3.   You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4.   Jack Daniel’s makes your list of “most admired people.”
5.   You wonder how service stations keep their rests rooms so clean.
6.   Someone in your family once died right after saying: “Hey, watch this.”
7.   You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8.   A ceiling fan one ruined your wife’s hairdo.
9.   You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: “Carn the Pies.”
10.   You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11.   The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12.   You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13.   One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14.   You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
15.   You think the “loaded dishwasher” means you wife is drunk.
16.   Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17.   Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.



ther you go  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

not meaning to offend anyone here!!

[HillHero13]

oh i got 1 more...

A Collingwood supporter dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Collingwood jumper. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St Peter in a St Kilda scarf. “Hello, mate,” says St Peter, “I’m sorry, no Collingwood fans in heaven”. “What?” exclaims the man, astonished. “You heard. No Collingwood fans.” “But, but, but, I’ve been a good man,” replies the Collingwood supporter. “Oh, really?” says St Peter. “What have you done then?” “Well,” says the guy, “three weeks before I died, I gave 20 bucks to the starving children in Africa, I also gave 20 bucks to the homeless.” “Hmmm. Anything else?” “Yeah. A week before I died, I gave 20 bucks to the Albanian orphans.” “Okay,” say St Peter, “you wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor.” Ten minutes pass before St Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eyes and says, “I’ve had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here’s your sixty bucks back, now PISS OFF”!

[MissPiesFF]

11.   The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
This is the only one true for me.