50 reasons why Collingwood is better than Carlton.

[Junktimer]

no i just thought was ossie said was funny. which it was.

[roo boys!]

Yes it was alright. Take a bow Oss :)

[ossie85]

Carlton gives me a lot a to work with, I should really thank them.

[Cruiseon]

Too true Ossie, without their soon to be 16 year flag drought, without their mindless marketing slogans and without them not winning a final for a decade, we'd have nothing to work with........ well except our old friend Bryce.  ;)

[Master Q]

Don't worry Cruise, we also have plenty to work with.

I just got an idea, I should become a Dentist and work in Collingwood. I could buy a private jet with all the customers I'd get.

[Barlow 21]

Don't worry Cruise, we also have plenty to work with.

I just got an idea, I should become a Dentist and work in Collingwood. I could buy a private jet with all the customers I'd get.

LOL. It would take you 50 years to get the money thought!

[Master Q]

Don't worry Cruise, we also have plenty to work with.

I just got an idea, I should become a Dentist and work in Collingwood. I could buy a private jet with all the customers I'd get.

LOL. It would take you 50 years to get the money thought!

I'm amazed. Someone actually doesn't get the joke, infact, nearly every joke on here.

[ossie85]

Barlow was implying Pies don't have any money. If I hadn't eaten my shoes I'd through one at you barlow

[Master Q]

Barlow was implying Pies don't have any money. If I hadn't eaten my shoes I'd through one at you barlow

You can't really tell what he meant, either way it's pretty hard not to give a staright answer to that. What if I was really cheap? I reckon I could still get my Jet. Or maybe I'll charge normally, they'll be in so much debt, take there houses and kids (those who have), sell there houses, and sell there Children as Slaves.

[Cruiseon]

I'd rather spend my dole money on a new season ticket and the Premiership edition Collingwood beanie.

[Master Q]

I'd rather spend my dole money on a new season ticket and the Premiership edition Collingwood beanie.

Does the beanie have that fluffy ball thing at the top?

[Master Q]

I'd rather spend my dole money on a new season ticket and the Premiership edition Collingwood beanie.

Does the beanie have that fluffy ball thing at the top?

[Cruiseon]

Of course, every self respecting footabll beanie does.

I wonder how much the back to back beanie will cost?  I had better cut back on the Winnie Blues and start saving.

[McRooster]

Of course, every self respecting footabll beanie does.

I wonder how much the back to back beanie will cost?  I had better cut back on the Winning Blues and start saving.

Corrected that for you cruiseon  :P

[D.Barwick]

I have spent my last 3 dole payments on a new pies membership and merchandise! I got a maasive tooth ache anyone know a backyard dentest? Co11ingwood are better because its un australian to be a toff and its even more un australian to think your a toff when your probably a introverted bogan like all carlton supporters generally are!