50 reasons why Collingwood is better than Carlton.

[CFC 1979]

here goes -
1 centrelink 2 dentures 3 mochasins 4 flanno shirts 5 stones green ginger wine 6 metho 7 cownting 8 bikies 9 fare evading 10 train surfing 11 speling 12 sisters 13 aunties 14 next door neighbour 15 next door neighbours dog 16 burgs 17 fluffy dice 18 op shop 19 cash convertors 20 car jackings 21 drive by's 22 grade 7 23 mcdonalds 24 KFC 25 roadkill 26 edecation 27 vowels - A U 28 squating 29 truancy 30 bestiality 31 Joffa 32 1977 33 1979 34 1980 35 1981 36 2002 37 2003 38 meals on wheels 39 housing commission 40 health care cards 41 the PBS 42 sponsers outside australia 43 drink driving 44 court sponsered lawyers 45 bail 46 1 point win over Melb 47 hydroponics 48 presti 49 picture books 50 calculators

[Justin Bieber]

nice work CFC but you posted against your own team, shame on you :P

i like numbers 2, 6, 10, 11, 15, 17, 21, 30, 31, 38, 48, 49

You only need Presti and everything else falls into place

[Master Q]

here goes -
1 centrelink 2 dentures 3 mochasins 4 flanno shirts 5 stones green ginger wine 6 metho 7 cownting 8 bikies 9 fare evading 10 train surfing 11 speling 12 sisters 13 aunties 14 next door neighbour 15 next door neighbours dog 16 burgs 17 fluffy dice 18 op shop 19 cash convertors 20 car jackings 21 drive by's 22 grade 7 23 mcdonalds 24 KFC 25 roadkill 26 edecation 27 vowels - A U 28 squating 29 truancy 30 bestiality 31 Joffa 32 1977 33 1979 34 1980 35 1981 36 2002 37 2003 38 meals on wheels 39 housing commission 40 health care cards 41 the PBS 42 sponsers outside australia 43 drink driving 44 court sponsered lawyers 45 bail 46 1 point win over Melb 47 hydroponics 48 presti 49 picture books 50 calculators

HP it was a mix of both, i must admit :P

[Cruiseon]

 6 Because we care more about own own club than someone elses (special note to CFC) and because the last we played we thrashed their sorry arses.

[CFC 1979]

guys - i only try to give the underprivileged hope ;)

[CFC 1979]

6 Because we care more about own own club than someone elses (special note to CFC) and because the last we played we thrashed their sorry arses.

thought the fishing would be good

thats one

[Master Q]

6 Because we care more about own own club than someone elses (special note to CFC) and because the last we played we thrashed their sorry arses.

Crusieon that's 5 not 6 ;)

[Cruiseon]

 5 - was a given. Mick McGuane, Collingwood ledgend was recruited by Carlton when he could hardly walk let alone kick to reignite their midfield and Mick repaid their faith by rocking up to training drunk and starting a fight. Nice one Mick, the perfect plant.

[Master Q]

Ossie's didn't count.

[Master Q]

2. Collingwood is a better club than Carlton because Pie fans stick by them through think and thin

This one ^^^^

[CFC 1979]

5 - was a given. Mick McGuane, Collingwood ledgend was recruited by Carlton when he could hardly walk let alone kick to reignite their midfield and Mick repaid their faith by rocking up to training drunk and starting a fight. Nice one Mick, the perfect plant.

got to admit Cruis - at least your in there swinging

[MissPiesFF]

6. Pies are better than Carlton because you may be able to get over the line, but you suck at foreplay

[Cruiseon]

8 - Because Vic Park was a warm and friendly family venue to watch football as opposed to the Princess Park which as the name suggests was full of hate, evil and fear.  ;)

[Master Q]

8 - Because Vic Park was a warm and friendly family venue to watch football as opposed to the Princess Park which as the name suggests was full of hate, evil and fear.  ;)

That's only 7, not 8! Haven't cracked 10 yet ;D

[ossie85]

9. Master Q goes for Carlton