New 2022 Awards Thread

[Jukes]

Let's try this again

The awards that require a nomination are:
Most Valuable Player (the Milo Medal)
Coaches Award
Rookie of the Year (basically rising star, no necessary restrictions though so feel free to nominate whoever)
Least Valuable Player (not a rookie who played 0 games please, try to bully a spud who shower the bed this season)
Offensive Player of the Year (must be a forward, no DPP)
Defensive Player of the Year (must be a defender, no DPP)
Recruit of the Year (through any means - trade, draft, stealing them off drunk/braindead PK, etc)

The awards not requiring a nomination are:
Coach of the Year (for being good)
Coaches' Coaches Award (like with the player coaches award just for us)

Post again pls, blame FF/monty

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Most Valuable Player:
Coaches Award:
Rookie of the Year:
Least Valuable Player:
Offensive Player of the Year:
Defensive Player of the Year:
Recruit of the Year:

[Jukes]

San Francisco
Most Valuable Player: Tom Stewart
Coaches Award: Mason Redman
Rookie of the Year: Josh Ward
Least Valuable Player: Taylor Adams
Offensive Player of the Year: Izak Rankine
Defensive Player of the Year: Tom Stewart
Recruit of the Year: Adam Saad

[ChuckStig]

Las Vegas Sinners

MVP: Christian Petracca
Coaches: Chad Warner
Rookie of the Year: Sam De Koning
Lease Valuable Player: Nat Fyfe
Offensive Player of the Year: Errol Gulden
Defensive Player of the Year: Jordan Dawson
Recruit of the Year: Hugh Dixon

[SilverLion]

Houston Bombers

Most Valuable Player: Jack Sinclair
Coaches Award: Jack Sinclair
Rookie of the Year: Elijah Hollands
Least Valuable Player: Lachie Hunter
Offensive Player of the Year: Isaac Heeney
Defensive Player of the Year: Jack Sinclair
Recruit of the Year: Conor Nash

[kilblufftwo]

Anaheim Mighty Ducks

MVP: Zach Merrett
Coaches: Sam Berry
Rookie of the Year: Nic Martin
Lease Valuable Player: Devon Smith
Offensive Player of the Year: Tom Hawkins
Defensive Player of the Year: Nick Hind
Recruit of the Year: Nic Martin

[Nige]

Most Valuable Player: Bailey Dale
Coaches Award: Mark Blicavs
Rookie of the Year: Jack Ginnivan
Least Valuable Player: Liam Shiels
Offensive Player of the Year: Charlie Dixon
Defensive Player of the Year: Bailey Dale
Recruit of the Year: Matt Cottrell

[nas]

Carolina Panthers:
Most Valuable Player: Marcus Bontempelli.
Coaches Award: Marcus Bontempelli.
Rookie of the Year: Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera.
Least Valuable Player: Aaron Francis.
Offensive Player of the Year: Conor Rozee.
Defensive Player of the Year: Sam Docherty.
Recruit of the Year: Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera.

[Urbaninfinnity]

Wisconsin

Most Valuable Player: Touk Miller
Coaches Award: Dylan Moore
Rookie of the Year: Brandon Walker
Least Valuable Player: Jack Ziebell
Offensive Player of the Year: Dylan Moore
Defensive Player of the Year: Steven May
Recruit of the Year: Seb Ross

[Koop]

Most Valuable Player: Sam Walsh
Coaches Award: Darcy Cameron
Rookie of the Year: Jai Newcombe
Least Valuable Player: Tarryn Thomas
Offensive Player of the Year: Darcy Cameron
Defensive Player of the Year: Brennan Cox
Recruit of the Year: Paddy McCartin

[fanTCfool]

Quito

Most Valuable Player: Callum Mills
Coaches Award: Mitchell Lewis
Rookie of the Year: Marcus Windhager
Least Valuable Player: Elliot Yeo
Offensive Player of the Year: Jeremy Cameron
Defensive Player of the Year: Daniel Rich
Recruit of the Year: Charlie Cameron

[Big Mac]

Most Valuable Player: Clayton Oliver
Coaches Award: Rory Lobb
Rookie of the Year: Josh Rachele
Least Valuable Player: Jack Bowes
Offensive Player of the Year: Rory Lobb
Defensive Player of the Year: James Sicily
Recruit of the Year: Josh Rachele

[Pkbaldy]

Most Valuable Player: Staches Liberatore
Coaches Award: Noah Anderson
Rookie of the Year: Nick Daicos
Least Valuable Player: Matt Crouch
Offensive Player of the Year: Tom Papley
Defensive Player of the Year: Jake Lever
Recruit of the Year: Nick Daicos

[TomK]

Most Valuable Player: Rory Laird
Coaches Award: Lachie Neale
Rookie of the Year: Mitchito Owens
Least Valuable Player: Jack Martin
Offensive Player of the Year: Taylor Walker
Defensive Player of the Year: Isaac Cumming
Recruit of the Year: Mitch McGovern

[Jukes]

Least Valuable Player
Winner: Matt Crouch (Brooklyn) - 35 votes

Starting us off on a high note, the official LVP for 2022 is Matt ":crom:" Crouch! A former integral piece in Brooklyn's finals threats, he missed all of 2021 and spent half of 2022 in the SANFL, barely scraping a 90 average after going 110+ in two seasons, 2017 and 2020, with 100+ both years in between those. From 110+ to being NBH's M8 (M9 when Sheldrick starts to turn it up), a worthy candidate for LVP as he may well have cost the Hawks a finals spot. Commiserations (or congratulations?) to Houston's top recruit Lachie Hunter for being neck and neck the whole race before falling behind late - it would be a shame if the man he was traded for won Recruit of the Year or anything like that.

Pictured: Crouchy tackled by a clearly far superior footballer who never won an award for being shower (and also plays for the Dallas Mavericks). Not pictured: his 2m handball going to an opposition player.


Second: Lachie Hunter (Houston) - 31 votes
Third: Tarryn Thomas (Colorado) - 27 votes
Fourth: Jack Ziebell (Wisconsin) - 21 votes
Fifth: Devon Smith (Anaheim) - 17 votes

[SilverLion]

Recruit of the Year
Winner: Adam Saad (San Francisco) - 41 votes

So you mean to tell me that the bloke I paid top price for 2 years ago, and whomst I then traded for a mid at lower value due to surplus of defenders and need for mids, has then proceeded to average career high numbers? And not only this, but the mid he was traded for also had a career worst season? And not only this, but that career worst season still didn't see him be awarded Least Valuable Player? Aaaaaaaand to top all of that off, you mean to also tell me, that the person responsible for these moves, has to present the award for Recruit of the Year, 2022, to Adam Saad? And congratulate him?

Well I'm not doing it, nope, not gunna happen. Have an image of Lachie Hunter instead.



Second: Nick Daicos (Brooklyn) - 38 votes
Third: Seb Ross (Wisconsin) - 25 votes
Fourth: Nic Martin (Anaheim) - 21 votes
Fifth: Paddy McCartin (Colorado) - 20 votes