WXV Awards Night 2018

[fanTCfool]

Can confirm I know nothing about Fortnite so the correct answer is Torp.

Also,

"Ringo has a ‘Willem Drew’s chance at getting game’ at kicking straight."

was a pretty good laff.

[Torpedo10]

Can confirm I know nothing about Fortnite so the correct answer is Torp.

Also,

"Ringo has a ‘Willem Drew’s chance at getting game’ at kicking straight."

was a pretty good laff.

Never played Fortnite in my life, ironically.  :P

[Ringo]

Can confirm I know nothing about Fortnite so the correct answer is Torp.

Also,

"Ringo has a ‘Willem Drew’s chance at getting game’ at kicking straight."

was a pretty good laff.

I actually nominated myself as I have never played AFL and kicking a Sherrin is different to League Footballs.  AFL in schools in country Qld was unheard of when I was in high school.

[Hellopplz]

Aye I won something :P maybe KB will leave me be now.

"Boomz is a party animal! Have you ever wondered what he does when he's not on FF?"

My moves are worse than that.

I thought you had improved from the last time I saw you dancing!

[Levi434]

SUPERLATIVES!

WTF

Question 9: If you had to marry a WXV coach who would you choose?
1 Vote: Jukes
1 Vote: Jroo
1 Vote: JB
1 Vote: HP
1 Vote: GoLions
1 Vote: elephants
1 Vote: Daz
1 Vote: Edgelord
2 Votes: Purple 77
2 Votes: LF
2 Votes: Boomz
3 Votes: Levi434
3 Votes: Holz



Winner is... Holz and Levi with 3 votes! Congratulations Holzy and Levi!



Interesting Answers:
"GoLions has always been my better half. After all, they say keep your friends close and your enemies closer."

"Boomzie. communication is our strong point"

"elephants is flowerin hot"

"Boomz. I'm not a homosexual so I would prefer my partner to be as distant as possible."

"Holz; so I can divorce him and take half his team with me."

"Jukes because it would be laugh or fight a minute"

"Adamant or Purps because they put so much effort in, so I wouldn't have to do flower all around the house"

"I would absolutely love to marry UTM but he's so far out of my league. It would have to be Holz. I already hate him and that's the backbone of any marriage."

"I'd be single."

[Levi434]

SUPERLATIVES!

No age jokes pls. Also Nige cleaning up!

Question 10: Most likely to forget that a player was on their list?
1 Vote: Jukes
1 Vote: Boomz
1 Vote: GoLions
1 Vote: Holz
1 Vote: meow
2 Votes: iZander
2 Votes: ML
2 Votes: Torp
3 Votes: Nige
3 Votes: Ringo



Winner is... Nige and Ringo with 3 votes! Congratulations Nige and Ringo!



Interesting Answers:
"Torpy - This has happened in EXV before, I'm sure it might happen again here"

"iZ since he lets Vinny do most of the work. UTM knows every player on every list."

"meow - and then when he realises he has him, plays him, in a final, and he scores 100. flowering Abbott. Seriously"

"feel that is such a Nige move, haha"

"Classic GL ‘dogging the boys’ move."

"Holz: When you have that much Depth its hard to keep track."

"iZander. He forgets trades that I offer him two days prior so being able to keep tabs on 44+ players seems an impossible task."

"Me. i've done it about 20 times this season"

"Nige has basically done this before in another comp."

[Levi434]

SUPERLATIVES!

Our Edgelord Our Overlord. The Edgelord does not forget weakness when he sees it.

Question 11: Most likely to live their life on the edge?
1 Vote: UTM
1 Vote: Ringo
1 Vote: RD
1 Vote: AK
1 Vote: JB
1 Vote: HP
1 Vote: GL
1 Vote: Boomz
2 Votes: meow meow
2 Votes: Levi434
6 Votes: The Edgelord



Winner is... The Edgelord with 6 votes! Congratulations Edgelord!



Interesting Answers:
"Me. The Edgelord."

"The Edgelord, it speaks for it's self"

"Go Lions as he always goes close to the line with banter"

"RD+AK, NY live on the edge of the finals every year it seems."

'UTM is known for his love of living life on the edge by taunting RD"

"Nobody here is living their life on the edge. If they were, they wouldn't be here!"

"I always picture yourself doing that Levi, seem the exciting, go-getter type of person."

"Is it too corny to say the Adamant the Edgelord himself? Because he clearly buys into lifestyle already."

"Ha, I wrote something, then realised I'd have crossed the line. So I'll pass on this one in place of what I would have wrote"

[Purple 77]

Ha! Wow  ;D

[Levi434]

SUPERLATIVES!

What game are we playing? Please tell me it's Animal Crossing? Nintendogs is the GOAT game. Also the only game I play these days is "Interactive Life Selector"

Question 12: Most likely to stay at home playing video games every day?
1 Vote: AK
1 Vote: elephants
1 Vote: Holz
1 Vote: ML
1 Vote: Ringo
1 Vote: Torpedo
2 Votes: Levi434
2 Votes: Nige
3 Votes: Jukes
4 Votes: iZander


Winner is... iZander with 4 votes! Congratulations IZ!



Interesting Answers:
"Probably most of you lazy cows. AK probably does, then is in a mad rush to get his work done so has no time for WXV. UTM is far too productive to waste his time on pointless activities."

"Torp, he doesn't have any actual responsibilities in life yet so he has all the time he needs. Unfortunately, he'll probably spend it making 'good trade offers'."

"I'm reasonably confident that Jukes definitely already does this. "

"Isn't that what Levi already does?"

"elephants seems like that sort of kid."

"I'm sure it'd be a dream come true for Jukes if he could."

"iZander, yeah i seen the now playing on discord all the time"

"iZander â€" in-between engaging in hours of meaningless FF trade chat and getting a med degree."

"iZander. He's always playing games on Discord so I think he's already adopting this lifestyle."

[Jukes]

"I'm reasonably confident that Jukes definitely already does this. "

Can confirm

[Nige]

"I'm reasonably confident that Jukes definitely already does this. "

Can confirm

Nailed it.

[Levi434]

[Purple 77]

flower I love WXVs memes!

Maybe more so than I do Superlatives?

[Nige]

flower I love WXVs memes!

Maybe more so than I do Superlatives?

After you put this much effort into an answer?

Weird AF Answer:

"ossie85
You could ship out Holz,
Or Adamant,
And nobody would care,
But the heart and soul
Of WXV's in
Our Cairo Sands Nightmare!
(music starts)
Purple:
He’s the sauce on your steak,
He’s the cheese in your cake,
Nige put the "14" out of 15
Dancing Girl 1:
He’s the lace on the nightgown,
Dancing Girl 2:
The OOP point going down,
Purps and Dancing Girls:
Yes, he puts the "3" out of 4 midsssss
Purps:
He’s that little extra grace
That makes Worlds pick up the pace!
A giddy little thrill
Seeing a forward out of place!
Sands Fans:
Our only major tiff’s
With our total lack of mids
Nige:
Our skimpy Kerridge ain't so bad,
Nige & ML:
He seems to make our opponents glad!
Purps and Dancing Girls:
The gin in your martini,
The clams on your linguine,
Yes Cairo keep the
(Purps plays error-sound)
In World 15s
Holz, Adamant, and JBs-Hawks
We remember our first encounter,
kilbluff:
They sure knew how to flounder!
Purps:
(talking) Why KB, what are you doing here!
kilbluff: (talking) Come on now Purps, I’ve been waiting for 3 years!
Hellopplz and Dazburg :
Without them we'd have had no such fun
Since March of 2 thousand and 1-de-1
Ricochet:
To shut them down now would be twisted,
Boomz, JROO8, and Vinny:
We just heard this place existed
Dancing Girls:
Dishing OOPs on your plate!
GoLions:
The extra cleavage shown on Kate,
Purps & Dancing Girls:
So don't take the
(iZander selects Paddy Dow as a ruck)
All Coaches:
We won't take the
(Cairo names an OOP on purpose, only for the dropped Chris Newman to ton up)
All Coaches:
Yes, let's keep the
(Holz trades in Beams for Rance)
In World 15s!"

[Purple 77]

I knew you would put up a gif or meme Nige after I said that, I just knew it :P