WXV Awards Night 2018

[Nige]

These are great!

[Purple 77]

These are great!

Living up to the hype

[RaisyDaisy]

Only 4 questions in and we're already seeing some elite Keyboard Warrior responses!

[GoLions]

SUPERLATIVES!

I wish Belly was still on the Jags.

Question 4: Coach you’d most like to punch?

Good to hear these ones:

"wouldn't punch any all champs"

"None have the utmost respect for all coaches"

[Levi434]

SUPERLATIVES!

Yugioh > Fortnite.

Question 5: Most likely to know all the Fortnite dance moves?
1 Vote: Boomz
1 Vote: HP
1 Vote: iZander
1 Vote: Jukes
1 Vote: Levi
1 Vote: ML
1 Vote: Nige
1 Vote: Ringo
1 Vote: FTC
1 Vote: UTM
2 Votes: GoLions
6 Votes: Torpedo 10



Winner is... Torpedo with 6 votes! Congratulations Torp!



Interesting Answers:
"Well it's probably not Torp because he's not old enough to play it right? Levi probably knows them all, and I'd be certain he opens his blinds, loses his clothes and puts on a bit of a show for his neighbours"

"You know how Hellopplz's forum activity has reduced in recent times? It's actually because he's taken up professional Fortnite dancing."

"Look, probably me. Or iZander. Not Purps though, he's too good for Fortnite with his PUBG. flowerin loser."

"What kind of question if this levi? If you don’t know all the dance moves get off the computer and live your life, you don’t belong on here"

"Torp because that's what most 12 year olds seem to be doing these days."

"Torp & (I think) FTC â€" the only ones young enough that’ll like that shower."

"haha, has to be one of the game players, i'll go with Dave"

"GoLions as he seems to have all the right moves worked out"

"UTM invented those exact dance moves himself. I saw him rocking out to Tool at Soundwave years ago."

"Boomz is a party animal! Have you ever wondered what he does when he's not on FF?"

"ML, he better, considering he's never here!"

[Levi434]

SUPERLATIVES!

#Effort

Question 6: Who is the one WXV coach you couldn't live without?
1 Vote: Nige
1 Vote: AK
1 Vote: Boomz
1 Vote: Daz
1 Vote: ML
1 Vote: Ringo
1 Vote: UTM
2 Votes: Holz
2 Votes: HP
2 Votes: meow meow
2 Votes: Purple 77
2 Votes: RD
2 Votes: Levi434



Winner is... Levi, RD, Purp, meow, Hp and Holz with 2 votes! Congratulations coaches!



Interesting Answers:
"WXV would be pretty boring without meow"

"DazBurg <3 . Been together since inception and still going strong. Our bond is so strong I have travelled to remote Australia just to visit him. True story."

"UTM is known for his love of quality banter and it would be sad to miss out on that."

"Boomz - WXV wouldn't be the place it is without him around"

"meow meow. He's the only coach who consistently makes me nose exhale."

"Anyone who doesn't answer Holz to this question actually should be sacked and banned from the forum forever. We all need a little Holz in our life."


Weird AF Answer:

"ossie85
You could ship out Holz,
Or Adamant,
And nobody would care,
But the heart and soul
Of WXV's in
Our Cairo Sands Nightmare!
(music starts)
Purple:
He’s the sauce on your steak,
He’s the cheese in your cake,
Nige put the "14" out of 15
Dancing Girl 1:
He’s the lace on the nightgown,
Dancing Girl 2:
The OOP point going down,
Purps and Dancing Girls:
Yes, he puts the "3" out of 4 midsssss
Purps:
He’s that little extra grace
That makes Worlds pick up the pace!
A giddy little thrill
Seeing a forward out of place!
Sands Fans:
Our only major tiff’s
With our total lack of mids
Nige:
Our skimpy Kerridge ain't so bad,
Nige & ML:
He seems to make our opponents glad!
Purps and Dancing Girls:
The gin in your martini,
The clams on your linguine,
Yes Cairo keep the
(Purps plays error-sound)
In World 15s
Holz, Adamant, and JBs-Hawks
We remember our first encounter,
kilbluff:
They sure knew how to flounder!
Purps:
(talking) Why KB, what are you doing here!
kilbluff: (talking) Come on now Purps, I’ve been waiting for 3 years!
Hellopplz and Dazburg :
Without them we'd have had no such fun
Since March of 2 thousand and 1-de-1
Ricochet:
To shut them down now would be twisted,
Boomz, JROO8, and Vinny:
We just heard this place existed
Dancing Girls:
Dishing OOPs on your plate!
GoLions:
The extra cleavage shown on Kate,
Purps & Dancing Girls:
So don't take the
(iZander selects Paddy Dow as a ruck)
All Coaches:
We won't take the
(Cairo names an OOP on purpose, only for the dropped Chris Newman to ton up)
All Coaches:
Yes, let's keep the
(Holz trades in Beams for Rance)
In World 15s!"

[Purple 77]

The Torp being young jokes - like him - never gets old  :P

[Levi434]

SUPERLATIVES!

Sack Sack Sack

Question 7: If you could sack any WXV coach, who would it be?
1 Vote: AK
1 Vote: RD
1 Vote: elephants
1 Vote: GoLions
1 Vote: Levi
1 Vote: Ringo
2 Votes: Edgelord
2 Votes: Boomz
2 Votes: JB's-Hawks
2 Votes: KB
2 Votes: Purple 77
2 Votes: Vinny



Winner is... Vinny, Purp, KB, JB, Boomz and Edgelord with 2 votes! Congratulations Coaches?



Interesting Answers:
"Purple77 â€" hardly does anything around WXV"

"Sometimes I forget that Ringo exists in the comp but I would like to keep him around as a trade bunny, so I'll go with upthemaidens because the guy is a complete and utter tosser and I for one would love to see his reaction as he is voted off the island."

"Vinny: Make Zander do some work."

"wouldn't want to sack anyone, seriously dislike all this sacking and review talk"

"Sack them all only chance London has to win a premiership in the next 2 years"

"elephants - he's bloody useless"

"The Edgelord for sure. We're all just playing for third spot while he's around. UTM will lead Pacific to be the best of the rest but fkn Jay will hold him back from being able to compete with the Edgelord."

"JB, because he's too bloody content with his side that he never trades!"

"Boomz because he is so actively involved."

"MyChumps was building a dynasty and GL took over and drove it to the ground so he's clearly a spud and needs to be sacked"

[Torpedo10]

Pokemon > Fortnite

[Levi434]

SUPERLATIVES!

Firsts?

Question 8: Who would be the worst kick at goal out of the WXV coaches?
1 Vote: Vinny
1 Vote: Ricochet
1 Vote: meow
1 Vote: iZander
1 Vote: elephants
1 Vote: Boomz
1 Vote: Edgelord
3 Votes: Ringo
3 Votes: Holz
4 Votes: Nige



Winner is... Nige with 4 votes! Congratulations Nige!



Interesting Answers:
"Ricochet, because he'd ricochet the post"

"How do we expect an Elephant to drop punt?! Not athletic enough either for a karate kick goal or goal on the run."

"UTM is known for his exquisite foot skills. Ringo would probably break a hip."

"Dunno about worst, but i don't miss"

"Vinny, never around and goes missing in the big moments, haha"

"Ringo has a ‘Willem Drew’s chance at getting game’ at kicking straight."

"If Accuracy of predictions is anything to go by then probably Meow Meow"

"Holz. Based on his grammar I'm certain he's either constantly drunk or dyslexic so I couldn't imagine him being in the mindset needed to put it through the big sticks."

"iZander is studying to be a medical genius so that tells me that he is no athletic ability at all and couldn't kick a footy to save himself"

"Nige has the worst ball drop in existence."

"Anyone who has met Nige knows the answer to this question. (hint: it rhymes with Rige)"

[Levi434]

Congratulations Nige! Your first ever Superlative Victory!

[Purple 77]

Far out these are awesome!

[Nige]

Congratulations Nige! Your first ever Superlative Victory!

[GoLions]

The person answering "UTM is known..." for every question is my hero

[Boomz]

Aye I won something :P maybe KB will leave me be now.

"Boomz is a party animal! Have you ever wondered what he does when he's not on FF?"

My moves are worse than that.