WXV Awards Night 2018

[Levi434]

Round 3:
Guest Speaker: Shaun McKernGod

Week 3 was spectacular. This was the week we saw the Toronto and Dublin rivalry EXPLODE! Toronto destroyed Dublin in this matchup by nearly 200SC points in what may be a Grand Final preview. I don't think any of us knew the consequences and repercussions of what this matchup entailed.

Good % booster as expected.

Tier 2: New York, Toronto, Cairo, PNL, Beijing, Moscow

Pretty embarrassing for the mighty Dublin Destroyers to be beaten by a tier 2 team!

Dublin Destroyers VS. Toronto Wolves   
1 Vote: Jack Riewoldt 115
2 Votes: Jesse Hogan 125
3 Votes: Jack Macrae 131

New Delhi Tigers VS. Cairo Sands   
1 Vote: Sam Menegola 128
2 Votes: Steele Sidebottom 134
3 Votes: Stefan Martin 154

PNL Reindeers VS. Seoul Magpies   
1 Vote: Paul Seedsman 110
2 Votes: Luke Ryan 114
3 Votes: Jonathon Patton 159

Pacific Islanders VS. Buenos Aires Armadillos
1 Vote: Jarryd Lyons 138
2 Votes: Bailey Williams 139
3 Votes: Tom Mitchell 149

Berlin Brewers VS. Rio de Janeiro Jaguars   
1 Vote: Max Gawn 117
2 Votes: Michael Walters 132
3 Votes: Nat Fyfe 160

Mexico City Suns VS. Christchurch Saints   
1 Vote: Marc Murphy 127
2 Votes: Jared Polec 130
3 Votes: Lachie Hunter 142

Beijing Thunder VS. Moscow Spetsnaz   
1 Vote: Stephen Coniglio 124
2 Votes: Jack Crisp 128
3 Votes: Brodie Grundy 154

Cape Town Cobras VS. London Royals   
1 Vote: Dom Sheed 115
2 Votes: Sam Gray 131
3 Votes: Callum Sinclair 152

New York Revolution VS. Tokyo Samurai   
1 Vote: Sebastian Ross 105
2 Votes: Richard Douglas 114
3 Votes: Trent Cotchin 121

[Levi434]

Leaderboard:

Tom Mitchell	Pacific	8
Jack Macrae	Toronto	7
Dustin Martin	Dublin	5
Luke Ryan	PNL	5
Jesse Hogan	Toronto	5
Brodie Grundy	Beijing	5
Jarryd Lyons	Pacific	4
Jared Polec	Mexico City	4
Nat Fyfe	Berlin	4

[Purple 77]

Thanks Shaun!

Here is everybody's favourite, All-Reserves-Worlds Team!

Congratulations to these players! Sure enough, our grand finalists Pyongyang & La Plata dominant this team, with Shanghai leading the ruck department. Heh, if only their seniors could take the number 1 ruck spot in the All-Worlds team?

The Reserves All-Worlds Team

Min 9 games played to qualify.

D: Daniel Talia (71.81 from 12, Siberia), Joel Hamling (71.25 from 13, Copacabana), Adam Tomlinson (69.29 from 10, Port Morseby), James Frawley (67.29 from 9, Copacabana)
M: David Myers (79.55 from 10, Pyongyang), Wayne Milera (75.5 from 9, Windsor), Lachie Weller (74.35 from 10, Pyongyang), Lachlan Fogarty (66 from 10, Pyongyang)
R: Mason Cox (61.53 from 11, Shanghai)
F: Josh Thomas (81.06 from 10, Pyongyang), Bayley Fritsch (77.13 from 9, Yuzawa), Jake Melksham (74.24 from 14, Windsor), Jackson Trengove (73.27 from 10, Pyongyang)
U: Harry Cunningham (72.76 from 14, Yuzawa), Mark LeCras (72.6 from 15, La Plata)

C: Josh Thomas (Pyongyang)
VC: David Myers (Pyongyang)

[Levi434]

If you’re a university student, stop procrastinating you lazy flowers and finish those assignments so you have an enjoyable night.

[Levi434]

Thanks Shaun!

[Levi434]

Round 4:
Guest Speaker: Tom Bellchambers

Does anyone even read these things? Probably not lol. Well anyway I tell ya something Holz brotha! You’re lucky you really are! I’m a legendary ruck and I would have done an absolute number on you brotha! My 24 inch pythons would have suffocated the life out of your pie team and led the mighty Edgelord’s to victory! The millions of little Belly-Maniacs out there are gonna run wild on YOU!!!!


Rio de Janeiro Jaguars VS. Dublin Destroyers   
1 Vote: Dustin Martin 141
2 Votes: Jaeger O'Meara 145
3 Votes: Elliot Yeo 150

Mexico City Suns VS. New Delhi Tigers
1 Vote: Jack Ziebell 132
2 Votes: Steele Sidebottom 138
3 Votes: Robbie Gray 145

Seoul Magpies VS. Moscow Spetsnaz   
1 Vote: Clayton Oliver 128
2 Votes: David Swallow 129
3 Votes: Brandan Parfitt 168

Pacific Islanders VS. PNL Reindeers   
1 Vote: Michael Hurley 117
2 Votes: Matthew Suckling 123
3 Votes: Rory Laird 129

Berlin Brewers VS. Beijing Thunder   
1 Vote: Kane Lambert 119
2 Votes: Brodie Grundy 141
3 Votes: Luke Breust 142

Christchurch Saints VS. Cape Town Cobras   
1 Vote: Ben Cunnington 112
2 Votes: Toby McLean 114
3 Votes: Aaron Sandilands 139

London Royals VS. New York Revolution   
1 Vote: Luke Dunstan 120
2 Votes: Isaac Heeney 120
3 Votes: Shaun Higgins 122

Tokyo Samurai VS. Toronto Wolves   
1 Vote: Scott Pendlebury 106
2 Votes: Josh Dunkley 107
3 Votes: Trent Cotchin 122

Cairo Sands VS. Buenos Aires Armadillos   
1 Vote: Jeremy McGovern 121
2 Votes: Ed Curnow 126
3 Votes: Ben Brown 167

[Levi434]

Leaderboard:

Tom Mitchell	Pacific	8
Jack Macrae	Toronto	7
Brodie Grundy	Beijing	7
Dustin Martin	Dublin	6
Rory Laird	Pacific	6
Trent Cotchin	Tokyo	6
Luke Ryan	PNL	5
Jesse Hogan	Toronto	5
Ed Curnow	Buenos Aires	5
Jarryd Lyons	Pacific	4
Jared Polec	Mexico City	4
Nat Fyfe	Berlin	4
Steele Sidebottom	New Delhi	4

[Purple 77]

We've got a nice quorum goin, but really, all WXVs coaches best get their virtual presence known over at the Discord!

[Levi434]

Round 5:
Guest Speaker: Dove Cameron

Hi everyone! Can I just say that is so nice to be here tonight with all of you beautiful human beings. I just want to let you all know that I am filled with love and passion for everyone. Having said that… RD you’ve been acting like an absolute cow towards Levi. I really don’t appreciate you talking to my bear the way you have. Ok? Levi and Madi are so cute together and you need to back off ok? Thanks!


Seoul Magpies VS. Christchurch Saints   
1 Vote: Jarrad Waite 110
2 Votes: Harris Andrews 130
3 Votes: Patrick Dangerfield 135

Dublin Destroyers VS. Pacific Islanders   
1 Vote: Michael Hurley 123
2 Votes: Andrew Gaff 128
3 Votes: Brett Deledio 153

New Delhi Tigers VS. Berlin Brewers   
1 Vote: Robbie Gray 137
2 Votes: Nat Fyfe 151
3 Votes: Max Gawn 151

Cape Town Cobras VS. PNL Reindeers   
1 Vote: Paul Seedsman 115
2 Votes: Brad Ebert 124
3 Votes: Ben Cunnington 135

Toronto Wolves VS. Cairo Sands   
1 Vote: Alex Witherden 125
2 Votes: Scott D Thompson 125
3 Votes: Kade Simpson 142

Beijing Thunder VS. New York Revolution   
1 Vote: Luke Breust 122
2 Votes: Tom Cutler 122
3 Votes: Isaac Heeney 123

Mexico City Suns VS. Buenos Aires Armadillos   
1 Vote: James Sicily 123
2 Votes: Chris Masten 124
3 Votes: Ed Curnow 126

Tokyo Samurai VS. Moscow Spetsnaz   
1 Vote: Stephen Coniglio 116
2 Votes: Adam Treloar 127
3 Votes: Sebastian Ross 160

Rio de Janeiro Jaguars VS. London Royals   
1 Vote: Adam Saad 105
2 Votes: Elliot Yeo 114
3 Votes: Patrick Cripps 151

[Levi434]

We've got a nice quorum goin, but really, all WXVs coaches best get their virtual presence known over at the Discord!

[Levi434]

Leaderboard:

Tom Mitchell	Pacific	8
Ed Curnow	Buenos Aires	8
Jack Macrae	Toronto	7
Brodie Grundy	Beijing	7
Dustin Martin	Dublin	6
Rory Laird	Pacific	6
Trent Cotchin	Tokyo	6
Nat Fyfe	Berlin	6
Kade Simpson	Toronto	6
Patrick Cripps	Rio de Janeiro	6
Luke Ryan	PNL	5
Jesse Hogan	Toronto	5
Elliot Yeo	Rio de Janeiro	5
Max Gawn	Berlin	5
Isaac Heeney	New York	5

[Levi434]

[Purple 77]

Curnow!

[Levi434]

Round 6:
Guest Speaker: Mystery Speaker

Do I have everybody's attention now? I feel a little bit of recapping is an order. If you didn't see the show last week, and I didn't watch either because I wasn't on it, I was suspended by LF. I was suspended because the week prior to that I got into a little bit of trouble for some things I said. I didn't get in trouble because I announced that on July 17th, my contract ends. I didn't just get in trouble because I said not only am I going to defeat FF as a whole, but that I was going to leave with the oh-so-precious AXV Title, making all future champions completely irrelevant. I got in trouble because I said things that nobody has the balls to say. Things like this website inside and outside are filled with a parade of shameless ass kissers. But never fear, tonight not only am I reinstated, not only is my premiership match back on, I brought backup just in case they cut my microphone off…


Moscow Spetsnaz VS. Dublin Destroyers   
1 Vote: Joel Selwood 122
2 Votes: Justin Westhoff 147
3 Votes: Adam Treloar 149

New Delhi Tigers VS. London Royals   
1 Vote: Tom T Lynch 127
2 Votes: Callum Sinclair 128
3 Votes: Jeremy Howe 149

Seoul Magpies VS. Tokyo Samurai   
1 Vote: Lachie Whitfield 125
2 Votes: Ben McEvoy 129
3 Votes: Isaac Smith 143

Pacific Islanders VS. Toronto Wolves   
1 Vote: Tom Mitchell 126
2 Votes: Jack Macrae 141
3 Votes: Marcus Bontempelli 145

Berlin Brewers VS. Cairo Sands   
1 Vote: Dayne Beams 130
2 Votes: Mitch Robinson 130
3 Votes: Max Gawn 168

Christchurch Saints VS. PNL Reindeers   
1 Vote: Toby McLean 111
2 Votes: Zach Merrett 111
3 Votes: Dylan Shiel 112

Buenos Aires Armadillos VS. Beijing Thunder   
1 Vote: Jimmy Webster 112
2 Votes: Brodie Grundy 115
3 Votes: Lachie Neale 151

Cape Town Cobras VS. Rio de Janeiro Jaguars   
1 Vote: Toby Nankervis 125
2 Votes: Brad Ebert 140
3 Votes: Patrick Cripps 143

Mexico City Suns VS. New York Revolution   
1 Vote: Cameron Ellis-Yolmen 124
2 Votes: Richard Douglas 124
3 Votes: Shannon Hurn 130

[iZander]

Curnow!

Will be leading this at round 10 :P