Round 2: Beat Levi

[Levi434]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Levi's minigames. The complexity is extremely straightforward, and without a solid grasp of Levi's ill mind most of the minigame concepts will go over a typical UTG participant's head. There’s also Levi’s comical outlook, which is deftly woven into his personality- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Rio De Janeiran history, for instance. The UTG family understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these concepts, to realise that they’re not just complex- they say something deep about FANTASY FOOTBALL. As a consequence people who dislike Levi and his minigames truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the sheer complexity in the idea behind this very minigame, which itself is an attempt to get us to become fanboys of those he worships. I’m smirking right now just imagining all of you addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as you try to work out how to win over Levi. What fools.. how I pity you.

And yes, by the way, i DO have tattoos of Hurley, Gaz, Witts and Buddy. And no, you cannot see them. They're for the Levi’s eyes only- and even then he has to demonstrate that he's capable of beating the team I pick in this minigame (preferably comfortably) beforehand. Nothin personnel lads.



Kade Simpson
Bryce Gibbs
Jarrod Witts
Justin Westhoff

What an excellent post Nige. I don't think it is possible to string more truthful words together.

I agree, but I think you also meant to say "what an excellent post and team Nige" but I guess the praise of the team comes when you award me my prize for first when I beat your team. And I assume that's when you'll be getting your "Nige is UTG Round 2 2018 minigame champion" tattoo? If not, we're gonna have to do things the old fashioned way and nominate fighters to represent us. I assume you'll pick Dove Cameron because if you didn't that would be a serious betrayal on your part to the Dove Cameron fan club.  Don't do it Levi, just let me win this battle so you can win the war.

WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY. ABOUT. DOVE???

DO NOT TRIGGER ME NIGE!

She's no Ben Jacobs.  :-*

NUP NIGE YOUR DONE MATE. YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!

I'm gonna share the story that Nige didn't want me to share! Here it is!

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my as$ in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking c0ck. We're looking to move in together in October. The man is Nige.

[Nige]

The only true part of this entire fabrication is this:

We're looking to move in together in October.

But what Levi doesn't yet know is that I've already made arrangements for our new future living situation and we'll be sharing our new dwelling with other people. Their names? Dove Cameron and Ben Jacobs. Sounds too good to be true, right Levi? Here's the catch. If you want to reside in this new establishment, you have a tough choice to make. I'm sure a man as cultured as yourself has seen the Saw and Hunger Games films? Dove, Ben or myself - who is your future with? Choose wisely or I'll let out some real Levi secrets.

[GoLions]

Elliott Yeo
Patrick Cripps
Cam Pedersen
Jeremy Cameron

These guys do well, I beat you. They go shower, and you go shower in WXVs.

Gl;hf

[Levi434]

The only true part of this entire fabrication is this:

We're looking to move in together in October.

But what Levi doesn't yet know is that I've already made arrangements for our new future living situation and we'll be sharing our new dwelling with other people. Their names? Dove Cameron and Ben Jacobs. Sounds too good to be true, right Levi? Here's the catch. If you want to reside in this new establishment, you have a tough choice to make. I'm sure a man as cultured as yourself has seen the Saw and Hunger Games films? Dove, Ben or myself - who is your future with? Choose wisely or I'll let out some real Levi secrets.

Ben Jacobs isn't good enough to live with me. You two can share the de-mountable. I don't fear any secrets you can spread of me Nige.

[Levi434]

Elliott Yeo
Patrick Cripps
Cam Pedersen
Jeremy Cameron

These guys do well, I beat you. They go shower, and you go shower in WXVs.

Gl;hf

That is brutal. GL I thought we were more than friends?

[PowerBug]

Which AFL team do you support Levi?

I support the GWS Giants

Well in that case:

Heath Shaw
Stephen Coniglio
Stefan Martin
Jeremy Cameron

Going a similar route to Dave here. GWS guys go well and you lose, or they go bad and your AFL team does shower. Unfortunately I can't pick Rory Lobb as a ruckman so I'll pick a good player in Stef Martin there.

[Hawka]

Its late and this game confuses me
DEF: Elliot Yeo
MID: Tom Mitchell
RUC: Ben McEvoy
FWD: Lance Franklin

[LordSneeze]

Rory Laird
Gary Ablett
Todd Goldstein
Lance Franklin

Levi's mind games is clearly working on many of the weak-minded competitors making them pick less than optimal sides, so props where props are due, but those of us with equal or superior minds (Crows Supporters) can see right through this. You pick the best for each position you win. Bit like Jeans pick the best and you win, pick Levi and your getting a substandard product.

[fanTCfool]

Prizes:
Beat Levi: 1 Standard Pack
Top Scorer: 1 Extra Standard Pack
Lowest Score that Beats Levi: 1 Extra Silver Card

[Levi434]

Rory Laird
Gary Ablett
Todd Goldstein
Lance Franklin

Levi's mind games is clearly working on many of the weak-minded competitors making them pick less than optimal sides, so props where props are due, but those of us with equal or superior minds (Crows Supporters) can see right through this. You pick the best for each position you win. Bit like Jeans pick the best and you win, pick Levi and your getting a substandard product.

Flowering good theory that

[Levi434]

Here is what I'm rolling with so far fellas. Obviously all is subject to change. Also happy to explain any of my choices.

[Holz]

You sure you want to back NDT levi?

[_wato]

Simmo
Gaz
Goldy
Hoff

PS I have no idea what the flower you're all on about so Levi here's my team and that's that m8888

[Levi434]

You sure you want to back NDT levi?

No but yes

[Levi434]

@GL I'm changing Brayshaw to Maynard