Round 2: Beat Levi

[Levi434]

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Foreshadow My Vision

Very close and very interesting Round 1 minigame.

This week will be a much more interesting and strategic minigame. This week each coach will be versing Levi. Simply name your squad of 4 and then Levi will give you an opposition. Win and you get a prize. Lose and you don't! Highest scoring team will also get an extra prize.

Just be careful Levi doesn't shemozzle you! Levi has a few tricks up his sleeve. Also bonus points to anyone who talks some smack to Levi. Some may know from his WXV role, Levi is quite easily influenced and you may gain an advantage by getting in Levi's ear.

Name your team as follows:
D: Sam Docherty
M: Richard Douglas
R: Patrick Ryder
F: Kurt Tippett





Prizes:

Highest scorer + winners

[Koop]

D: Luke Ryan
M: Tom Mitchell
R: Stefan Martin
F: Jack Martin

See... I’d challenge Levi to make a squad that beats this using the template, but that concept has two issues.

1) That would require a better combination of 4 to be available for selection, of which there is not.

2) It would require Levi to have the intelligence to realise what the template or requirement was, of which I am extremely doubtful. Despite claiming to be ‘the best poster on FF’

So just pick whatever team you want Levi, doesn’t bother me. :)

[Holz]

Hey Levi, Dublin and Rio have the last 2 flags in worlds lets settle who is the best im only naming Dublin players, you can even stick Ben Jacobs on Dusty to see if you can slow him down, Fat chance

D:Ed Vickers Willis - I could have picked one of my premiums but im going to put up a kid with 8 games, will levi have the guts to do so aswell or chicken out and play Yeo.

M: Dustin Martin - Mr Untagable, I repeat nobody can tag him.

R: Todd Goldstein - Makes all past and present North rucks looks like chumps

F: Justin Westhoff - Dublin has 3 forwards starting with J better then Rio.



Jacobs: Hey Holz you love North players right
Holz: Yep sure do, love having North player on Dublin
Jacobs: Ohh great can i come join your team.
Holz: Nice try Benny , no chance you fit in nicely at Rio.

[Levi434]

I can't believe some of you lads think you can outsmart Levi in a battle of Witts. Levi is the innovator and Little Master of UTG. Levi and his Buddys will destroy you all. I doubt any of you can keep my team from Hurling all over yours.

Also Holz I am the only proprietor of Ben Jacobs. I own his license on FF. Any words you put in his mouth are utterly false and clearly manufactured.

[TomK]

Hurley
GAJ
Witts
Buddy

[Levi434]

Hurley
GAJ
Witts
Buddy

Well.....

Don't think there are prizes for draws Tommy? :-X

[TomK]

Hurley
GAJ
Witts
Buddy

Well.....

Don't think there are prizes for draws Tommy? :-X

We can split it

[PowerBug]

Which AFL team do you support Levi?

[BB67th]

Pffft I'm not going to be beaten by any old Witches Hat Wrangler!

D - Rory Laird
M - Tom Mitchell
R - Todd Goldstein
F - Jack Billings

[Nige]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Levi's minigames. The complexity is extremely straightforward, and without a solid grasp of Levi's ill mind most of the minigame concepts will go over a typical UTG participant's head. There’s also Levi’s comical outlook, which is deftly woven into his personality- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Rio De Janeiran history, for instance. The UTG family understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these concepts, to realise that they’re not just complex- they say something deep about FANTASY FOOTBALL. As a consequence people who dislike Levi and his minigames truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the sheer complexity in the idea behind this very minigame, which itself is an attempt to get us to become fanboys of those he worships. I’m smirking right now just imagining all of you addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as you try to work out how to win over Levi. What fools.. how I pity you.

And yes, by the way, i DO have tattoos of Hurley, Gaz, Witts and Buddy. And no, you cannot see them. They're for the Levi’s eyes only- and even then he has to demonstrate that he's capable of beating the team I pick in this minigame (preferably comfortably) beforehand. Nothin personnel lads.



Kade Simpson
Bryce Gibbs
Jarrod Witts
Justin Westhoff

[Levi434]

Which AFL team do you support Levi?

I support the GWS Giants

[Levi434]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Levi's minigames. The complexity is extremely straightforward, and without a solid grasp of Levi's ill mind most of the minigame concepts will go over a typical UTG participant's head. There’s also Levi’s comical outlook, which is deftly woven into his personality- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Rio De Janeiran history, for instance. The UTG family understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these concepts, to realise that they’re not just complex- they say something deep about FANTASY FOOTBALL. As a consequence people who dislike Levi and his minigames truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the sheer complexity in the idea behind this very minigame, which itself is an attempt to get us to become fanboys of those he worships. I’m smirking right now just imagining all of you addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as you try to work out how to win over Levi. What fools.. how I pity you.

And yes, by the way, i DO have tattoos of Hurley, Gaz, Witts and Buddy. And no, you cannot see them. They're for the Levi’s eyes only- and even then he has to demonstrate that he's capable of beating the team I pick in this minigame (preferably comfortably) beforehand. Nothin personnel lads.



Kade Simpson
Bryce Gibbs
Jarrod Witts
Justin Westhoff

What an excellent post Nige. I don't think it is possible to string more truthful words together.

[Nige]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Levi's minigames. The complexity is extremely straightforward, and without a solid grasp of Levi's ill mind most of the minigame concepts will go over a typical UTG participant's head. There’s also Levi’s comical outlook, which is deftly woven into his personality- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Rio De Janeiran history, for instance. The UTG family understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these concepts, to realise that they’re not just complex- they say something deep about FANTASY FOOTBALL. As a consequence people who dislike Levi and his minigames truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the sheer complexity in the idea behind this very minigame, which itself is an attempt to get us to become fanboys of those he worships. I’m smirking right now just imagining all of you addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as you try to work out how to win over Levi. What fools.. how I pity you.

And yes, by the way, i DO have tattoos of Hurley, Gaz, Witts and Buddy. And no, you cannot see them. They're for the Levi’s eyes only- and even then he has to demonstrate that he's capable of beating the team I pick in this minigame (preferably comfortably) beforehand. Nothin personnel lads.



Kade Simpson
Bryce Gibbs
Jarrod Witts
Justin Westhoff

What an excellent post Nige. I don't think it is possible to string more truthful words together.

I agree, but I think you also meant to say "what an excellent post and team Nige" but I guess the praise of the team comes when you award me my prize for first when I beat your team. And I assume that's when you'll be getting your "Nige is UTG Round 2 2018 minigame champion" tattoo? If not, we're gonna have to do things the old fashioned way and nominate fighters to represent us. I assume you'll pick Dove Cameron because if you didn't that would be a serious betrayal on your part to the Dove Cameron fan club.  Don't do it Levi, just let me win this battle so you can win the war.

[Levi434]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Levi's minigames. The complexity is extremely straightforward, and without a solid grasp of Levi's ill mind most of the minigame concepts will go over a typical UTG participant's head. There’s also Levi’s comical outlook, which is deftly woven into his personality- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Rio De Janeiran history, for instance. The UTG family understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these concepts, to realise that they’re not just complex- they say something deep about FANTASY FOOTBALL. As a consequence people who dislike Levi and his minigames truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the sheer complexity in the idea behind this very minigame, which itself is an attempt to get us to become fanboys of those he worships. I’m smirking right now just imagining all of you addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as you try to work out how to win over Levi. What fools.. how I pity you.

And yes, by the way, i DO have tattoos of Hurley, Gaz, Witts and Buddy. And no, you cannot see them. They're for the Levi’s eyes only- and even then he has to demonstrate that he's capable of beating the team I pick in this minigame (preferably comfortably) beforehand. Nothin personnel lads.



Kade Simpson
Bryce Gibbs
Jarrod Witts
Justin Westhoff

What an excellent post Nige. I don't think it is possible to string more truthful words together.

I agree, but I think you also meant to say "what an excellent post and team Nige" but I guess the praise of the team comes when you award me my prize for first when I beat your team. And I assume that's when you'll be getting your "Nige is UTG Round 2 2018 minigame champion" tattoo? If not, we're gonna have to do things the old fashioned way and nominate fighters to represent us. I assume you'll pick Dove Cameron because if you didn't that would be a serious betrayal on your part to the Dove Cameron fan club.  Don't do it Levi, just let me win this battle so you can win the war.

WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY. ABOUT. DOVE???

DO NOT TRIGGER ME NIGE!

[Nige]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Levi's minigames. The complexity is extremely straightforward, and without a solid grasp of Levi's ill mind most of the minigame concepts will go over a typical UTG participant's head. There’s also Levi’s comical outlook, which is deftly woven into his personality- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Rio De Janeiran history, for instance. The UTG family understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these concepts, to realise that they’re not just complex- they say something deep about FANTASY FOOTBALL. As a consequence people who dislike Levi and his minigames truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the sheer complexity in the idea behind this very minigame, which itself is an attempt to get us to become fanboys of those he worships. I’m smirking right now just imagining all of you addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as you try to work out how to win over Levi. What fools.. how I pity you.

And yes, by the way, i DO have tattoos of Hurley, Gaz, Witts and Buddy. And no, you cannot see them. They're for the Levi’s eyes only- and even then he has to demonstrate that he's capable of beating the team I pick in this minigame (preferably comfortably) beforehand. Nothin personnel lads.



Kade Simpson
Bryce Gibbs
Jarrod Witts
Justin Westhoff

What an excellent post Nige. I don't think it is possible to string more truthful words together.

I agree, but I think you also meant to say "what an excellent post and team Nige" but I guess the praise of the team comes when you award me my prize for first when I beat your team. And I assume that's when you'll be getting your "Nige is UTG Round 2 2018 minigame champion" tattoo? If not, we're gonna have to do things the old fashioned way and nominate fighters to represent us. I assume you'll pick Dove Cameron because if you didn't that would be a serious betrayal on your part to the Dove Cameron fan club.  Don't do it Levi, just let me win this battle so you can win the war.

WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY. ABOUT. DOVE???

DO NOT TRIGGER ME NIGE!

She's no Ben Jacobs.  :-*