Injured Players Thread 2018 Year

[Nige]

For those who are interested in the De Goey situation.

http://www.collingwoodfc.com.au/news/2018-02-19/club-statement-jordan-de-goey

After a series of meetings between Collingwood and Jordan De Goey on Monday, it has been agreed that Jordan will remain a senior listed Collingwood player on the following terms:

- Jordan will not drink alcohol at least until the season’s end, when this decision will be reviewed.

- Jordan has made a commitment to enlist the assistance of medical professionals to help him improve his decision
- Jordan has agreed to make significant changes to his social life and associations, a pledge the club supports and will monitor.

In relation to Jordan’s drink driving conviction last Saturday evening, it has been agreed that the following will also apply:

- An indefinite suspension from AFL selection. When Jordan has convinced his peers and coaches that meaningful change has occurred, and that his standards have risen to those of the group, he will become available for selection.

- A fine of $10,000. Jordan has also offered to make a further $10,000 donation to a charity, a gesture the club acknowledges and supports.

- Jordan will be required to undertake employment away from the club for a period of not less than four weeks. During this time he will train in the evenings with the Collingwood VFL squad.

- Jordan will take on a meaningful role with a charitable organisation, a position that will be monitored by the club.

All of the above were agreed to after meetings between Jordan and the Collingwood leadership group and Jordan, his manager, and senior club officials.

Q. How does this rate a mention under the Injured Players Tread?
Self inflicted Stupidity???
Did he walk into a door??
Just asking
(I suppose that at least he did not kill anyone!)

It doesn't really, but people started talking about it, so when the verdict came, I simply posted the link to the article and the relevant stuff. Complete non-issue.

[Hoggyz_a_legend]

Nic Nat cooked.

Come on down Lycett.

https://www.sen.com.au/news/2018/02/19/nic-nat-bombshell-his-time-in-the-game-is-limited/

Can we really trust Lycett as a 2nd Ruck though?

He could even be 1st ruck if Nic Nat misses a chunk of the first half ot the season. Regardless, if he can go at say 85 over the first 10 rounds then he would make approx 200k then could turn him into Ryder following Port's bye.

That would be the 100% best case scenario. I think it's way too big of a risk to start him at R2, but if people do, and it pays off, that will definitely be a feather in their cap.

[ben_020285]

Nic Nat cooked.

Come on down Lycett.

https://www.sen.com.au/news/2018/02/19/nic-nat-bombshell-his-time-in-the-game-is-limited/

Can we really trust Lycett as a 2nd Ruck though?

He could even be 1st ruck if Nic Nat misses a chunk of the first half ot the season. Regardless, if he can go at say 85 over the first 10 rounds then he would make approx 200k then could turn him into Ryder following Port's bye.

That would be the 100% best case scenario. I think it's way too big of a risk to start him at R2, but if people do, and it pays off, that will definitely be a feather in their cap.

Agree it's risky and if there was a rock solid option to partner with Gawn then I would go that route but there really isn't so Lycett may well be worth the risk.

[Spite]

Nic Nat cooked.

Come on down Lycett.

https://www.sen.com.au/news/2018/02/19/nic-nat-bombshell-his-time-in-the-game-is-limited/

Can we really trust Lycett as a 2nd Ruck though?

He could even be 1st ruck if Nic Nat misses a chunk of the first half ot the season. Regardless, if he can go at say 85 over the first 10 rounds then he would make approx 200k then could turn him into Ryder following Port's bye.

That would be the 100% best case scenario. I think it's way too big of a risk to start him at R2, but if people do, and it pays off, that will definitely be a feather in their cap.

Agree it's risky and if there was a rock solid option to partner with Gawn then I would go that route but there really isn't so Lycett may well be worth the risk.

Or just start Lycett forward and then get Ryder anyway? Swing Lycett into rucks for R10 only and you're all good?

[Gigantor]

Nic Nat cooked.

Come on down Lycett.

https://www.sen.com.au/news/2018/02/19/nic-nat-bombshell-his-time-in-the-game-is-limited/

Can we really trust Lycett as a 2nd Ruck though?

He could even be 1st ruck if Nic Nat misses a chunk of the first half ot the season. Regardless, if he can go at say 85 over the first 10 rounds then he would make approx 200k then could turn him into Ryder following Port's bye.

That would be the 100% best case scenario. I think it's way too big of a risk to start him at R2, but if people do, and it pays off, that will definitely be a feather in their cap.

Agree it's risky and if there was a rock solid option to partner with Gawn then I would go that route but there really isn't so Lycett may well be worth the risk.

Or just start Lycett forward and then get Ryder anyway? Swing Lycett into rucks for R10 only and you're all good?

If he was DPP there would be no discussion over picking Lycett he would be a lock, unfortunately he is ruck only

[Koop]

i think its hilarious u kids talking shower about jordan de goey. u wouldnt say this shower to him at rev’s, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Sounds like we’ve got a fanboy on board....

Personally, I don’t know the guy from a bar of soap but if he’s going to revs (been there many times myself) he certainly isn’t taking his opportunity or this football caper seriously...!!!

And for those of you who don’t know, Revs, or Revolver, is a dive of a bar where everyone goes when everywhere else closes lol.....

And if he’s driving after having that much to drink he obviously thinks he’s bulletproof. If you ask me it’s beyond the hand holding and softly softly with him, he needs an arse kicking like Geelong did to Stevie J. The pies need to say you aren’t playing or training with the AFL boys for 12 weeks, pull your head in. Banished for half a season will sort him out quick and if it doesn’t and he ends up out on the booze again, well then they know he isn’t really interested.

Just my two cents.....

What the flower did you just flowering say about me, you little dog? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the jordan de goey fanboy academy. I’ve been involved in numerous snap-map stalking sessions, and I have over 300 confirmed selfies. I am trained in hashtag whoring, and I’m the top of instagram when you search for jordan de goey. You are nothing to me but just another threat. I will wipe you the flower out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my flowering words. You think you can get away with saying that shower to me over the Internet? Think again, flowerer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hidden camera's in jordan's house and your instagram is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re flowering dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack your social media in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nokia 3310. Not only am I extensively trained in cyberbullying, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the FF IP database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shower. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flowering tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re flowering dead, kiddo.

[Woppa15]

i think its hilarious u kids talking shower about jordan de goey. u wouldnt say this shower to him at rev’s, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Sounds like we’ve got a fanboy on board....

Personally, I don’t know the guy from a bar of soap but if he’s going to revs (been there many times myself) he certainly isn’t taking his opportunity or this football caper seriously...!!!

And for those of you who don’t know, Revs, or Revolver, is a dive of a bar where everyone goes when everywhere else closes lol.....

And if he’s driving after having that much to drink he obviously thinks he’s bulletproof. If you ask me it’s beyond the hand holding and softly softly with him, he needs an arse kicking like Geelong did to Stevie J. The pies need to say you aren’t playing or training with the AFL boys for 12 weeks, pull your head in. Banished for half a season will sort him out quick and if it doesn’t and he ends up out on the booze again, well then they know he isn’t really interested.

Just my two cents.....

What the flower did you just flowering say about me, you little dog? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the jordan de goey fanboy academy. I’ve been involved in numerous snap-map stalking sessions, and I have over 300 confirmed selfies. I am trained in hashtag whoring, and I’m the top of instagram when you search for jordan de goey. You are nothing to me but just another threat. I will wipe you the flower out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my flowering words. You think you can get away with saying that shower to me over the Internet? Think again, flowerer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hidden camera's in jordan's house and your instagram is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re flowering dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack your social media in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nokia 3310. Not only am I extensively trained in cyberbullying, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the FF IP database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shower. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flowering tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re flowering dead, kiddo.

Hahahahaha nice reply! I like it!

I do so enjoy the banter on FF. 10/10

[Koop]

i think its hilarious u kids talking shower about jordan de goey. u wouldnt say this shower to him at rev’s, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Sounds like we’ve got a fanboy on board....

Personally, I don’t know the guy from a bar of soap but if he’s going to revs (been there many times myself) he certainly isn’t taking his opportunity or this football caper seriously...!!!

And for those of you who don’t know, Revs, or Revolver, is a dive of a bar where everyone goes when everywhere else closes lol.....

And if he’s driving after having that much to drink he obviously thinks he’s bulletproof. If you ask me it’s beyond the hand holding and softly softly with him, he needs an arse kicking like Geelong did to Stevie J. The pies need to say you aren’t playing or training with the AFL boys for 12 weeks, pull your head in. Banished for half a season will sort him out quick and if it doesn’t and he ends up out on the booze again, well then they know he isn’t really interested.

Just my two cents.....

What the flower did you just flowering say about me, you little dog? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the jordan de goey fanboy academy. I’ve been involved in numerous snap-map stalking sessions, and I have over 300 confirmed selfies. I am trained in hashtag whoring, and I’m the top of instagram when you search for jordan de goey. You are nothing to me but just another threat. I will wipe you the flower out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my flowering words. You think you can get away with saying that shower to me over the Internet? Think again, flowerer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hidden camera's in jordan's house and your instagram is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re flowering dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack your social media in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nokia 3310. Not only am I extensively trained in cyberbullying, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the FF IP database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shower. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flowering tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re flowering dead, kiddo.

Hahahahaha nice reply! I like it!

I do so enjoy the banter on FF. 10/10

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand jordan de goey. His behaviour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of drink driving & muzzing culture, most of the actions will go over a typical afl fans head. There's also jordan's partyboy outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Dane Swan's biblical literature, for instance. The fanboys understand this stuff; they have the alcohol consumption capacity to truly appreciate the depths of such actions, to realise that they're not just ironic- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike jordan de goey truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the irony in jordan's classic catchphrase "I was playing with my dog" which itself is a cryptic reference to Bill Clinton's epic Lewinsky speech. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Herieter Lumumba's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

[Jukes]

i think its hilarious u kids talking shower about jordan de goey. u wouldnt say this shower to him at rev’s, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Sounds like we’ve got a fanboy on board....

Personally, I don’t know the guy from a bar of soap but if he’s going to revs (been there many times myself) he certainly isn’t taking his opportunity or this football caper seriously...!!!

And for those of you who don’t know, Revs, or Revolver, is a dive of a bar where everyone goes when everywhere else closes lol.....

And if he’s driving after having that much to drink he obviously thinks he’s bulletproof. If you ask me it’s beyond the hand holding and softly softly with him, he needs an arse kicking like Geelong did to Stevie J. The pies need to say you aren’t playing or training with the AFL boys for 12 weeks, pull your head in. Banished for half a season will sort him out quick and if it doesn’t and he ends up out on the booze again, well then they know he isn’t really interested.

Just my two cents.....

What the flower did you just flowering say about me, you little dog? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the jordan de goey fanboy academy. I’ve been involved in numerous snap-map stalking sessions, and I have over 300 confirmed selfies. I am trained in hashtag whoring, and I’m the top of instagram when you search for jordan de goey. You are nothing to me but just another threat. I will wipe you the flower out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my flowering words. You think you can get away with saying that shower to me over the Internet? Think again, flowerer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hidden camera's in jordan's house and your instagram is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re flowering dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack your social media in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nokia 3310. Not only am I extensively trained in cyberbullying, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the FF IP database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shower. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flowering tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re flowering dead, kiddo.

Hahahahaha nice reply! I like it!

I do so enjoy the banter on FF. 10/10

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand jordan de goey. His behaviour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of drink driving & muzzing culture, most of the actions will go over a typical afl fans head. There's also jordan's partyboy outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Dane Swan's biblical literature, for instance. The fanboys understand this stuff; they have the alcohol consumption capacity to truly appreciate the depths of such actions, to realise that they're not just ironic- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike jordan de goey truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the irony in jordan's classic catchphrase "I was playing with my dog" which itself is a cryptic reference to Bill Clinton's epic Lewinsky speech. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Herieter Lumumba's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

I saw Jordan De Goey at a grocery store in Melbourne yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen beers in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[quinny88]

Wtf has this thread turned into  ;D

[Nige]

i think its hilarious u kids talking shower about jordan de goey. u wouldnt say this shower to him at rev’s, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Sounds like we’ve got a fanboy on board....

Personally, I don’t know the guy from a bar of soap but if he’s going to revs (been there many times myself) he certainly isn’t taking his opportunity or this football caper seriously...!!!

And for those of you who don’t know, Revs, or Revolver, is a dive of a bar where everyone goes when everywhere else closes lol.....

And if he’s driving after having that much to drink he obviously thinks he’s bulletproof. If you ask me it’s beyond the hand holding and softly softly with him, he needs an arse kicking like Geelong did to Stevie J. The pies need to say you aren’t playing or training with the AFL boys for 12 weeks, pull your head in. Banished for half a season will sort him out quick and if it doesn’t and he ends up out on the booze again, well then they know he isn’t really interested.

Just my two cents.....

What the flower did you just flowering say about me, you little dog? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the jordan de goey fanboy academy. I’ve been involved in numerous snap-map stalking sessions, and I have over 300 confirmed selfies. I am trained in hashtag whoring, and I’m the top of instagram when you search for jordan de goey. You are nothing to me but just another threat. I will wipe you the flower out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my flowering words. You think you can get away with saying that shower to me over the Internet? Think again, flowerer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hidden camera's in jordan's house and your instagram is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re flowering dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack your social media in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nokia 3310. Not only am I extensively trained in cyberbullying, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the FF IP database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shower. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flowering tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re flowering dead, kiddo.

Hahahahaha nice reply! I like it!

I do so enjoy the banter on FF. 10/10

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand jordan de goey. His behaviour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of drink driving & muzzing culture, most of the actions will go over a typical afl fans head. There's also jordan's partyboy outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Dane Swan's biblical literature, for instance. The fanboys understand this stuff; they have the alcohol consumption capacity to truly appreciate the depths of such actions, to realise that they're not just ironic- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike jordan de goey truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the irony in jordan's classic catchphrase "I was playing with my dog" which itself is a cryptic reference to Bill Clinton's epic Lewinsky speech. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Herieter Lumumba's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

I saw Jordan De Goey at a grocery store in Melbourne yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen beers in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Holy shower. My mum came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mum but I’m literally in shock from the conditions of the De Goey suspension the other night. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the flowering flower is he suspended indefinitely? This can’t be happening. I’m having a flowering breakdown. I don’t want to believe the AFL world is so corrupt. I want a club culture to believe in. I want Jordan De Goey to be available for selection and fix my F3 problem. I cannot flowering deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was going to just get a slap on the wrist???? This is so flowered.

[Nige]

Actual injury news for people who crave relevance.

https://twitter.com/RalphyHeraldSun/status/965840441529675776

Jy Simpkin out for 2-4 weeks with an ankle injury, might miss Round 1.

[tommy10]

Wtf has this thread turned into  ;D

+1  ;D

[Ringo]

Getting the thread back on track:

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2018-02-20/minor-hammy-the-only-fresh-concern-for-tigers

Dion Prestia with a Hammy strain

and

Dom Tyson (Calf) - Injured at training, currently in rehab group.

[frenzy]

Actual injury news for people who crave relevance.

https://twitter.com/RalphyHeraldSun/status/965840441529675776

Jy Simpkin out for 2-4 weeks with an ankle injury, might miss Round 1.

another day, another fool