[UTG S2] Swanny's Rat Pack

[_wato]

Management:
Coach - _wato
Assistant Coach & Owner & Everything - Dane Swan
Trainer - Ben Johnson
Overseas travel - Heath Shaw
Social clubs and events - Alan Didak
Overseer - Mick Malthouse
Team Psychologist - Paul Licuria
Treasurer - EDDDDDDDIE
Main ticket holder - JOFFFFFFFA YOU BEAUTY

BEST XI


DEF Jeremy Howe, Michael Hurley, Zach Tuohy
MID Scott Pendlebury, Dan Hannebery, Mitch Duncan, Marcus Bontempelli
RUC Todd Goldstein
FWD Isaac Heeney, Chad Wingard, Isaac Smith


Playing reserves

DEF Jason Johannisen, Dylan Roberton, Jake Lever
MID Robbie Gray, Brad Crouch
RUC Sam Naismith (V)
FWD Shaun Higgins, Josh Caddy, Charlie Dixon, Caleb Daniel, Hugh Greenwood, Jeff Garlett

Unlisted

Team List
Greenwood, Hugh Bronze
Garlett, Jeff Bronze

Silver
Daniel, Caleb Silver
Lever, Jake Silver
Dixon, Charlie Silver
Naismith, Sam (V) Silver
Roberton, Dylan Silver

Gold
Crouch, Brad Gold
Tuohy, Zach Gold
Caddy, Josh Gold
Duncan, Mitch Gold
Hurley, Michael Gold
Smith, Isaac Gold
Wingard, Chad Gold
Howe, Jeremy Gold
Gray, Robbie Gold
Heeney, Isaac Gold
Higgins, Shaun Gold
Bontempelli, Marcus Gold
Johannisen, Jason Gold

Platinum
Pendlebury, Scott Platinum
Hannebery, Dan Platinum
Goldstein, Todd Platinum

Consumables
Extra Player

Bank Balance
0G in bank.

Injury & Suspension

Coaches Opinion
"Team is on fire at the moment"

[_wato]

Introducing our first major sponsor United.



About to endorse our new stadium which will be released shortly. Free lunch with the boys down at the Albion.

[_wato]

These boys have been announced as the new team management alongside myself. Swanny will undertake assistant management roles, Didak will take care of social events and functions, Benny Johnson will take training sessions and Heater is up at Giants but can't wait to take the boys overseas for a holiday upon retirement.

[GoLions]

I've heard that Paul Licuria is in charge of emotional support for the players. Any truth to this wato?

[_wato]

Not bad GL. Word must've gotten out quick. Licuria to take over as the club's psychologist meanwhile Malthouse has been offered a job to oversee all the clubs day to day business.   



This was Licuria at today's press conference. He can't believe he's been given this prime opportunity.

"I'm over the moon with this role. I will hope to do my best day in and day out to make sure the boys are emotionally stable. Obviously Swanny, Dids, Johnno being around the club has an overwhelming influence. I'll be there to keep them calm."

[GoLions]

The right choices are definitely being made here it would seem. I'm impressed.

[_wato]

The right choices are definitely being made here it would seem. I'm impressed.

It's all about the players right? Not about getting on the booze and drugs and not giving two showers about ASADA? :P

[GoLions]

The right choices are definitely being made here it would seem. I'm impressed.

It's all about the players right? Not about getting on the booze and drugs and not giving two showers about ASADA? :P

Haha exactly ;D

[_wato]

It would also seem the Rat Pack are after a prime player. He is currently under contract and Eddie who has been announced as treasurer has put in the hard yards to make it happen.



And in breaking news, we would also like to take this opportunity to announce our playing jumpers and our home ground. All players will wear #36 in memory of Swanny.

[Holz]

Going hard for the random gold i see

[GoLions]

Going hard for the random gold i see

Can you believe that people are actually doing this? Smhtbqh.

[Holz]

Going hard for the random gold i see

Can you believe that people are actually doing this? Smhtbqh.

I know right, the audacity.

[_wato]

Our team emblem has been revealed. Seems Dids has mended relationships after THAT night out.. :P


Our team mascot is also out... After an internal voting process we have our winner !!!!!!!


Some would say some very strange decisions but that's what happens when you have the Rat Pack in charge.. The coach was asked to comment and he suggested "The boys just came off a bender, went to some music festival the other day, so who knows what happened and why this is the case but I back their decisions"

[_wato]

[_wato]

Swanny addressing the media ahead of this week's games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daJA25cRL0A

At 1:30, the media guy doesn't know that the old Rat Pack is back together... Idiot