Help a brother

Started by sammy123, April 29, 2015, 10:48:41 AM

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shaker

Quote from: tor01doc on April 29, 2015, 06:10:44 PM
Quote from: shaker on April 29, 2015, 06:01:18 PM
Quote from: sammy123 on April 29, 2015, 05:50:45 PM
Fwd line is

Swan,dusty,bont,hogan,salem,lonie(clark,lamb)

Was loopholing lamb been working so far.

So cook some roast lamb?

I was using him as a loophole as well but I'm having a double feast Lamb and Lambert Baaa

Ménage a trois for a Kiwi?

A Kiwi fantasy but no I'm not from the NZ but are quite partial to a feed of sheep

Grufflez

Quote from: GCSkiwi on April 29, 2015, 03:33:45 PM
Quote from: Walt on April 29, 2015, 03:09:42 PM
Do you have any other player to bring Tarrant in for?

Like for instance



That's a fine looking missus u got there Kiwi...... ;)

Grufflez

Quote from: tor01doc on April 29, 2015, 04:13:59 PM


This pic distresses me. Humans are by far the cruelest creatures.

GCSkiwi

Quote from: tor01doc on April 29, 2015, 06:10:44 PM
Quote from: shaker on April 29, 2015, 06:01:18 PM
Quote from: sammy123 on April 29, 2015, 05:50:45 PM
Fwd line is

Swan,dusty,bont,hogan,salem,lonie(clark,lamb)

Was loopholing lamb been working so far.

So cook some roast lamb?

I was using him as a loophole as well but I'm having a double feast Lamb and Lambert Baaa

Ménage a trois for a Kiwi?

So very tempting for my loins lions. Definitely meant lions.

Quote from: Grufflez on April 29, 2015, 08:10:49 PM
That's a fine looking missus dinner on layby u got there Kiwi...... ;)

fixed.

Grufflez

^ Haha cheers for having a sense of humor mate  ;D

tor01doc

A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and announces "This is the pig I sleep with every night".
  His wife looks up from her magazine that shes reading and says "thats a sheep you idiot!"
The farmer replies "I wasnt talking to you"...


Stolen from 'Jokes'

blue

Quote from: tor01doc on April 29, 2015, 09:33:30 PM
A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and announces "This is the pig I sleep with every night".
  His wife looks up from her magazine that shes reading and says "thats a sheep you idiot!"
The farmer replies "I wasnt talking to you"...


Stolen from 'Jokes'
Is it wrong that I find this funny

tor01doc

Quote from: blue on April 29, 2015, 11:43:25 PM
Quote from: tor01doc on April 29, 2015, 09:33:30 PM
A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and announces "This is the pig I sleep with every night".
  His wife looks up from her magazine that shes reading and says "thats a sheep you idiot!"
The farmer replies "I wasnt talking to you"...


Stolen from 'Jokes'
Is it wrong that I find this funny

o.

sammy123

I love this post is about sheep jokes

sammy123

Quote from: tor01doc on April 29, 2015, 09:33:30 PM
A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and announces "This is the pig I sleep with every night".
  His wife looks up from her magazine that shes reading and says "thats a sheep you idiot!"
The farmer replies "I wasnt talking to you"...


Stolen from 'Jokes'

Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

SH1:Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

SH2: What about the sheep?!?

SH1: flower the sheep!!!!

SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

nas

Q. How do sheep hearders practice safe sex?

A. Marking the sheep with a big X of the ones that kick!

nas

Q. What is the worst thing about having sex with a sheep?

A. Breaking it's neck when you try to kiss it.

nas

Little Grazz's father was livid when he walked around the back of the house only to find Grazz with his pants down and embraced with his prize ewe. "You had better explain yourself right now" yelled the dad.

Little Grazz thought for a minute and replied, "Well Dad, it ain't love....but it ain't baaaaaaaaaad either

nas

Q. What do you call a guy standing on a corner in Auckland, New Zealand, with a sheep under each arm ??

A. Pimp.

After all this reckon D option

GCSkiwi

Quote from: nas on April 30, 2015, 09:43:54 AM
Q. What do you call a guy standing on a corner in Auckland, New Zealand, with a sheep under each arm ??

A. Pimp. GCSkiwi


;)

I can't say this without sounding defensive, but I find it hilarious that we (NZ) are the butt of all the sheep jokes (geddit?) when you (Oz) have waaaaaaaaay more sheep than we do...

Anywho. Sammy, you may have got the point by now that many of us thing holding onto young Lamb is a bad idea, but I understand what you're saying about why you want to keep him. Your team, go with your gut.