best of NT news

[jobe#4]

I don't know if anybody has seen some of these NT news headlines but they are flowering weird!
my fav is "Best man left bleeding after being hit in head by flying dildo"
I think there was also a story on the front page about a guy being caught by a cop doing 200km, masturbating and had drunk a slab of beer haha.
does anybody know of any other funny headlines?

[Spinking]

Not sure exactly what NT news is (Northern Territory maybe?) but just read this cracker of an article with a great headline...

[jobe#4]

yeah Northern Terrirtory news, some flowered haedlines

[Mr.Craig]

http://i.imgur.com/5P8VNSF.jpg

[Noz]

Stuff actually happen in NT?