Rampe's Twitter greatness

[stew42]

So I was a bit bored recently, so I decided to have a look through our mate Dane's Twitter page. Man, this lad gives some good banter!

https://twitter.com/Danerampe

On watching The Conjuring:
Yeah look, fair to say I haven't whimpered like since I was a newborn first tasting breast milk.

On Kennedy's 100th game:
Congrats to my mentor @jp_kennedy on his 100th game today! Only thing more honest & consistent is that incredible jawline #rooster #goswans

On Jed Lamb's debut:
Big props to @jedlambb making his debut this Sunday. Fingers crossed it a hot one & he gets roasted in the sun #sundayroast #familytradition

[Nige]

Hahahahahaha, the lad doesn't mind a tweet or two!  ;D

[My Chumps]

Hahaha, those last two are excellent!

[stew42]

Can't believe Roast would leave a team with the banter king in it... but in the meantime:

Following a tweet by Jude Bolton getting a suit for Spring Racing Carnival:

@Jude_Bolton @BrigginsSuits @danbreese21 Huge opportunity for you to prove your managerial skills here Boltsy! I'll send my measurements.

[Nige]

Good ol' Medusa has done it again!