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Neil Craig's Secret Recruitment Strategy

Started by toodledock, February 09, 2010, 01:52:04 PM

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toodledock

Apparently he has been raiding nursing homes in the off season and has several high profile players making a comeback in crows colors.
-Wayne Carey is back on the horse too bash a few unlucky Roo's. Also his offfield roll will involve squeezing Neil Craig's boob's. Only this time the king wont be taken to court for it.
-Darren 'fat jesus' Jarman
-Ben Fart is also in the mix for round 1
-The rumor out of Alberton is also Tony Modra has been offered a 5 year deal to dazzle us with a few species and a bunch of other sub par performances in between.
-Ron Barassi was meant to be pulling on the boots but apparently his relative youth has put him on Cragielist's bad side.


In other news despite the mighty crows plundering the best of their state they still are somehow behind in the showdowns to Port Adelaide. I guess the pissant league of the SANFL really was not even half the league the VFL was.

Good Night South Australia, enjoy your dirty water.

toodledock

They dont called him 'that dude with grey hair who used to be the fitness coah who inherited Ayers rookies and claimed them all as his own, and constantly leads his team to failure in the final series' for nothing, neilcragielist= supastar

2Fat2Old

Obviously a long season ahead for the Bombers  ::)

toodledock

The loss to freo confirms what I have been saying for a while, Adelaide are old & finished no finals this year

valkorum

Adelaide have big forward line issues

No Porps
No Knights
No Burton

And 3 youngsters still learning their trade

Tippett
Hentschell
Walker

They even put Petrenko forward on the weekend, when he played defense last year.

They have a LOOONG injury list

Brett Burton (knee) â€" test
Graham Johncock (thumb) â€" 2-3 weeks
Chris Knights (foot) â€" test
Brodie Martin (knee) â€" indefinite
Brad Moran (knee) â€" indefinite
Andy Otten (knee) â€" season
Sam Shaw (shin) â€" 3-4 weeks
Rory Sloane (ankle) â€" 5-6 weeks
Scott Stevens (concussion) â€" test
Brad Symes (knee) â€" indefinite

but..... not taking anything away from Freo - we played great :)

DoorKnob

Nice one Chump, coming from a team who has an SANFL reject coach handling the reins........... :P

nas

The Reject also received the Pink Slip (Don't come Monday) if my memory serves me correctly.

DoorKnob

I believe your memory has served you well, reckon this bloke is still suffering from a severe case of elimination finalitis, reckon Carla McGuire isn't the only one who wont come to AAMI  ;)

toodledock

long season for who? Youd spuds are pathetic enjoy the spoon!! losing to Melbourne!

LOOK AT MY ORIGINAL POST DATE
I picked this from a mile away

MalteserMan

LOL @ the losing to Melbourne comment 1 man on the bench of most of the second half and no one on the bench of the last 20 minutes.

Hard to stay competitive when you cannot rotate your players.

Big Lance


Big Lance

Im hoping theyll come good and push for the top 8, i got a lot of mates that go for the crows after living in SA for 8 years.