Things Collingwood supporters say

[Spite]

I attend pretty much all collingwood games per week and usually have a handful of funny lines that I have heard throughout the night as I sit in the Collingwood afl membership area. I thought I would make a thread so I could share some of these lines with all of you and add to it throughout the season.

Some of them are witty, some of them stupid, but at least we can laugh about them.



Round 1 vs Freo (Etihad)

"Crowley, you're less useful than tits on a bull because at least I enjoy them!"

"Bruce McAvaney, you're a DEEEEELICIOUS person"

"The best thing about Pendlebury's leadership skills is that we can finally drop Maxwell."

Harry Lumumba kicks it out on the full; "Maybe you should have changed your name to Shaw!"

*Bonus points to the poor teenager who has Harry O'Brien on the back of his jumper along with his number.

Round 2 vs Sydney (ANZ)

Man with glorious beard; "BUDDY! You're a disgrace to the beards!"

"Bring back Mick! Mick would never start the season 0 and 2!"

[T Dog]

Things I say about Carlton?...would get me banned here... ::) ;D ;D