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The Footy "Table"

Started by Gooman512, August 01, 2013, 11:00:21 PM

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Gooman512

It's a LADDER damn it! When did it become a table? Is it because we have lots of Ts in "Top of the Table Clash"? It seems nobody uses the term "ladder" any more. Stop calling it a table, and bring back the LADDER!

Ziplock

because it's literally a table, and only metaphorically a ladder? :P

Gooman512

OK, it's literally a table, so why call it a ladder in the first place?

To me the media just wants to sound cool using the terminology "table".

Ziplock

I think back in the day they used to have the 'table' stuck up on the rungs of a  literal ladder :P

Gooman512

I kind of like charts. At least there's no association with soccer! Things go up and down a ladder, but you eat at a table. What irks me is that they're almost avoiding using the word "ladder".

LADDERLADDERLADDERLADDERLADDERLADDERLADDERLADDERLADDERLADDERLADDERLADDER!!!!

Top of the Ladder Clash

Catharsis.
Enough said.

Mailman the 2nd

All tables can be ladders but not all ladders are tables

Gooman512

>All tables can be ladders but not all ladders are tables

The kitchen table can't be a ladder up to the roof of my house.

Mailman the 2nd

Quote from: Gooman512 on August 02, 2013, 04:54:38 PM
>All tables can be ladders but not all ladders are tables

The kitchen table can't be a ladder up to the roof of my house.

Neither can a step ladder but its still a ladder

Gooman512

#8
True, some ladders can't perform the same functions as other ladders.

Just as some tables can't perform the same functions as other tables.

Just as Venn diagrams are fun to draw.

Just as the Hawks are WAY better than the stinky Pies :)