Bringing back the Footy Jokes Topic

[HintT]

A Brisbane, Adelaide and Fremantle supporter go into a bar, outfitted in all their club colours.

"I'd like 3  beers please" says the Brisbane supporter.

The Barman proceeds to pour a beer, hands it to the Lions supporter and then does the same for the Crows supporter.  When he gets to the Docker supporter's drink, he gets out a saucer and fills that up and hands it to the bewildered guy.

"Hey what hell is this!"

"For you. no cup"


:D
/taxi

[daddsy404]

Q. Whats worse than a 14 year old collingwood supporter who smokes?


A. When she does it in front of her 2 kids

:D

[MissPiesFF]

Q. Whats worse than a 14 year old collingwood supporter who smokes?


A. When she does it in front of her 2 kids

:D

LOL 14 and two kids eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Q: Whats Black and White and Red all over?
A: A Collingwood and Essendon Supporter beating each other up on Anzac Day

I just made that up rofl

[McRooster]

I tried stand up ONCE.
It was a bit like my first root, knew I was good, been practising for ages, finished early and no-one thought it was funny! :-[

[McRooster]

Neil Craig went to the shops to buy the paper. He gave the attendant a TEN dollar note and went to walk away. The attendant said "here's your 9 dollars back" and Neil ran out of there screaming!!!!

His colleague said "I'd heard he was afraid of CHANGE!!!!"

[Justin Bieber]

Nice 8).

Too bad he's forced to change for next year ;).

[roo boys!]

Haha this is a hilarious thread ;D
Pity I can't think of any atm.