[UTG S2] Pack 'er Up Boys!

[Nige]

PACK 'ER UP BOYS!

Coach: Nige



Team Song

[Nige]

BEST TEAM

B: Michael Hurley, Bachar Houli, Jake Lloyd
M: Bryce Gibbs, Tom Mitchell, Marcus Bontempelli, Dylan Shiel
R: Toby Nankervis
F: Shaun Higgins, Jack Billings, Jeremy Cameron

TEAM BY POSITION

Backs Michael Hurley Jake Lloyd Bachar Houli Robbie Tarrant Ryan Burton (fwd) x2

Mids Tom Mitchell Bryce Gibbs Lachie Whitfield Dylan Shiel Marcus Bontempelli Ben Cunnington Liam Shiels Dom Sheed David Cuningham

Rucks Ben McEvoy Toby Nankervis (fwd)

Forwards Shaun Higgins Christian Petracca Jeremy Cameron Toby McLean Jack Billings (mid) x2 Rory Lobb

Current Gold Balance: 1G

[Nige]

WEEKLY SCORES

Pretty bad week to week.

Except for last week where Pack 'er Up Boys beat Koop's PakAttack rather comfortably.

Very nice work Nige.

[Nige]

Pack 'er Up Boys facts which have been verified by a guy who does verification of facts for a living:

• Matt Okine and Alex Dyson are the no.1 ticket holders
• Bryce Gibbs just wants milk that tastes like real milk
• Michael Hurley has been instructed go grow back his beard, but to never get the top knot going ever again
• Coach Nige is currently listening to a healthy amount of Run The Jewels and is using their music to inspire the team
• Sharrod Wellingham has been banned from using trampolines and will have his contract terminated if he does
• Liam Picken stole the cookies from the cookie jar
• Ben Cunnington doesn't like hair on his head which is why he chooses to look 20 years older than he is
• Toby Nankervis is already a cult hero at the club
• Lewis Taylor denies any relation to the actual Squizzy Taylor
• The franchise is currently in discussion as to whether re-brand in 2018

[Nige]

7 players because I haven't got 3 mids and no gold or plat players, looking reaaal good for Round 1.  :'(

[Nige]

Let this day be forever remembered as the day I flowered up by selling plat Conigs.  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[Nige]

All good lads, Bryce is here to save the day.

[Nige]

Ryno, if you're reading this, I'd like a gold forward. Thanks in advance!  8)

It has been some weeks, and it seems you still need a gold forward.

[Nige]

Matt Okine's reaction to finding out that Stephen Coniglio successfuly returned to footy after coach Nige terminated his Pack 'er Up Boys contract:



Matt Okine's reaction after he found out a top class player in Bryce Gibbs joined the rising Pack 'er Up Boys franchise:



Pack 'er Up Boys regrets to inform the public that Alex Dyson was unable for a reaction to any recent events but endeavours to be on site should Mr Dyson react to any future UTG happenings

[Nige]

It's been a good past few weeks for Pack 'er Up Boys, with the franchise having gained some serious quality helping the team turn into a formidable outfit.

In a big move, coach Nige orchestrated a three-way trade with GoLions of Go Pack Yourself and TomK of Packed Out, the resulting movement were as follows:



Pack 'er Up Boys gives: Michael Hurley, Harrison Wigg, Oliver Florent
Pack 'er Up Boys receives: Shaun Higgins, Dan Rioli

Go Pack Yourself gives: Shaun Higgins
Go Pack Yourself receives: Lachie Hunter, Tom Bell

Packed Out gives: Lachie Hunter, Tom Bell, Dan Rioli
Packed Out receives: Michael Hurley, Oliver Florent, Harrison Wigg



It was believed the recent acquisition of Bachar Houli to Pack 'er Up Boys as the deciding factor is a controversial decision to move on star defender Michael Hurley but Packed Out coach TomK assured Nige that Hurley would be looked after appropriately and be treated as well as he was at his previous club.

Coming in to the Pack 'er Up Boys family are Shaun Higgins, one of the better forwards in the competition and young gun Daniel Rioli who coach Nige is believed to quite fond of.



The best XI for the club is now believed to be:

B: Josh Smith, Bachar Houli, Jake Lloyd
M: Bryce Gibbs, Liam Picken, Lachie Whitfield, Dylan Shiel
R: Toby Nankervis
F: Shaun Higgins, Jeremy Cameron, Christian Petracca



The word from inside the club is that coach Nige is believed to be interested in further bolstering the forward line with 'gold' quality players and has a view of acquiring a 'platinum' tier player in the near future.

In the meantime, please welcome Shaun and Daniel to the club!

[GoLions]

Welcome Tom Mitchell!

#first

[Nige]

Pack 'er Up Boys is absolutely ecstatic to welcome one of the premier stars of the competition to the club! Tom Mitchell
is at the top of his game and consistently performs at the highest level which makes this one hell of a coup for the franchise. Unfortunately, the club has to sacrifice some loyal soldiers who had strongly contributed, but it is believed Tom's abilities are going to more than make up for the departures of those before him.



Welcome Tom!

[GoLions]

loyal soliders

[Nige]

loyal soliders

Worst bit is I actually proofread it not once, but twice and still somehow missed it. I'm good.