Worst team ever

[meow meow]

B: Adams - Simpson - Tuohy - Jones - Marchbank - Hampton -- Smith - Stewart
C: Rocky - Titchell - Ablett - Fyfe - Beams - O'Meara - Swallow - Taranto -- Miles - Pickett
R: Goldstein - Stefan -- Preuss - Strandica
F: Riewoldt - Waite - McKernan - Hoskin-Elliott - McCarthy - Black -- Butler - Eddy

[My Chumps]

For the many members of FF (incl. me) that quietly treat the infamous meowmeow's supercoach opinions as gospel, I was just about to have a crack at reading your extensive pre-season posts to put together a guess at your lineup, just as someone else (can't remember) humorously did years back. But alas, you beat me to it by posting this absolute mess!

Isn't Rocky bound to get injured? Isn't Simpson overpriced? Isn't Tuohy bad at football (and aren't Roberton or Andrews better picks)?Isn't Luenberger back in three weeks? Isn't Black far too risky to be a starter? Isn't no Danger filling you with dread? Isn't O'Meara an overrated poo-stain? Isn't Waite just another trade you'll have to make come round 10? How is Taranto going to reach the essential 30+ average rise? How do you have two bench ruckman, and why are neither of them English?

Do you have that little faith in this years rookie crop?!

Worst team ever! Too many questions! In all honesty we share 11 starters and I'm bloody tempted to trade Selwood for one more but I hate Hawthorn and miss Mitchell too much.

[meow meow]

This is my AF team Chump, don't really care too much about this beast! It's quite different to my more serious SC team.

Andrews will be a SC god, just you wait and see!

[My Chumps]

Boy-oh-boy wowee do I look silly! That's what you get for posting at 1AM

However the door is still ajar for that post-based team, stay tuned!

[WhatMate]

Worst forward line ever