Levi's SC Hipsters

[Levi434]

Levi's SC Hipsters

[Levi434]

Official Rules of Hipster:

Rule 1: If someone has over 20% team ownership, they are too mainstream for this team.

Rule 2: Brodie Grundy is a must start as man buns are totes IN!

Rule 3: Starting more than 3 premo forwards or backs is cray cray.

Rule 4: Hoskin-Elliot is bae.

Rule 5: Everyone's mids are the same so get some dang POD's in!

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Backs:
- Docherty is overpriced.
- Simpson has a nice beard and will outscore Doch therefore he's in. Passes Rule 1 Also.
- Shaw is too old. As is Boyd. As is Monty. What is this? 2008?
- Rance is a model. He's in.
- Taylor Adams is overselected. He'll be injured in round 20 when finals start and you'll have to play a 2 game spud rookie whilst I play Jason Johnaissen.
- Refer to Rule 3.
- Mid-priced backs are a joke. Bob and Hibberd are bland. KK is a joke. Carlisle and Hartlett ain't homely enough.
- OMac is good cause Holz said so.
- Andrew McGrath is too generic.
- Griffin Logue is hot. He's in.
- Have no idea who Tom Stewart is but he can be in.

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Mids:
- Danger is overrated just cause rule 1.
- Pendles is a gun. But too boring for this hipster.
- Ablett is old and bold.
- JPK flies under the radar every year and will get better now that the NEAFL spud is gone. JPK is in.
- I refuse to have 3 Sydney mids so Hanners ain't getting in over Pahka.
- Lachie Neale will drop now that ego-maniac Fyfe is back.
- Selwood is a better player than Danger but I don't want to deal with his 3 FA's a game for ducking.
- Treloar is in. Leaving a small town like Western Sydney for the MCG is a definite hipster game breaker.
- Don't care about Rockliff.
- Matt Priddis? Eww.
- Half of these spuds are too irrelevant to even consider.
- Dustin Martin is a stud. He's in. That neck tat is delicious.
- Bont + Cripps are way to popular.
- Coniglio has gone up every year for 4 years. He'll jump up to 110 which is amazeballs.
- Don't care what rules I break. David Swallow is a must start. You'll fall behind if you don't have him.
- Beams + JOM are spuds. Too injury prone for my liking.
- Murphy and Watson are old and overpriced.
- Scott Selwood is too boring. WTF am I gonna do with a 74 average?
- Myers is over selected. He'll be dropped in round 2 after a devo 37. Powell-Pepper is where it's at. Again don't care which rules I break. #YOLO
- Berry will play for that putrid Brisbane team. So he is in.
- Shai Bolton is fast. Williem Drew is lanky. CD love those attributes.

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Ruckys:
- R1. Refer to rule 2.
- Gawn won't be top 2 just beacuse.
- Goldy is a cheater which makes it awks to have him.
- Scott Lycett is a hack of a footballer. Make me want to pick him so I can point and laugh when he plays bad and shove it in everyone's face when he plays good.
- Tom Boyd is where it's at! Did you see his GF performance? He'll do that all year. 80+ ave easy.
- Paddy Ryder is too mainstream as a ruck but at F4 he's a lock. Gotta have that versatility bro. F3 is too mainstream also.
- I need a R/F here and Esava Ratugolea has a dank name. Strnadica or what ever is too ordinary.

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Fwds:
- Roo's ave is distorted due to his junk in R23 last year.
- Dahl + Macrae is nice. But how many Bulldogs do you want? Having a backyard for pets is so 1960's.
- Deledio will take the mickey all year so he can play finals but will still average over 100. He's in. Last year was a blip. He's gone 102+ every year since 2008 mate!
- Tom J. Lynch will win Coleman. He's in. However, meow meow is the only SC expert I like so TJL can get stuffed and Jarrad Waite is in.
- I'd start Eddie Betts but unknowledgable fans cream over him. Can't have that.
- Toby Greene is short and this is 2017. I need to show I don't discriminate by selecting him.
- Refer to Rule 3.
- As I stated earlier Ryder is at F4.
- I don't have time for mid priced forwards like Bennell, Roughead or Elliot.
- Hoskin-Elliot at 213K is a bargain. He'll be this years Kerridge. I like Hoskin.
- McCluggage, Pickett and Eddy all suck.
- Ainsworth and Schoenmakers can be on the bench because Schoey will play 5 games and average 67 before I'm forced to trade him. But by then he'll have made 70k and Taranto will be named so there is an easy sideways.

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[Southstorm]

Good structure, but the premium choices are pretty risky. I'd look at swapping Waite for somebody more dependable or maybe dropping him back to a rookie. Probably wouldn't hurt to get a Gawn, Dangerfield or Pendlebury as a captain choice either.

Boyd is unique, but not sure I'd trust him at R2.

nvm didn't read rules lol. Yeah this is suitably hipster to normies like me.

[TomK]

greatest team of all time

[Bully]

I'm most impressed with your selection criteria.

[Ricochet]

waaaaay to mainstream m8

[Levi434]

nvm didn't read rules lol. Yeah this is suitably hipster to normies like me.

Don't worry reading rules isn't very hipster.

greatest team of all time

I'd say thanks but nah, that's not hipster.

I'm most impressed with your selection criteria.

I hope Bully is an alter ego. Cause Bullies aren't very hipster. However I commend you on your taste.

[Levi434]

waaaaay to mainstream m8

And to think I was gonna invite you to bubble tea after our linner.

See yourself out Rico.

[uncleswagy]

i might have to convert to your way of thinking, after all my mum didnt let me get braces because having a perfect smile is too mainstream..

- Bont + Cripps are way to popular.

cripps only in 5% of teams right now, is that really popular?