So, I'm aware this has already been done. But we're (shout-out to 'the speck' for suggesting this happens 8)) bringing it back! Behold, the story game 2.0
It's gonna be a bit different this time though. You gotta post a line to continue the story but that line can only be max 5 words. However, it can also be as small as the one word if you like.
Do your best to comply with 'da rulez' and not to flower it up. :P
There once was a guy.
Who lived a sad life
and he was very miserable
earning his money as a
checkout chick at Woolworths.
His name Was Albert
McFingers
and he had a pet
dog called Dave.
His guilty pleasure was to
Play Uno with Dave.
Dave would always
Piss on the cards.
Albert would then immediately
rape him.
but he knew better and
waits for the third date
so he can meet the
genitals.
however, Albert hated vulgarity
So he hired a bodyguard
named Vladimir
whom was five feet tall
but weighed 300 pound
and loved bagels.
he bought one for Albert
He put chillies in it
and he accepted it happily
he then ate the bagel.
and then decided to have
A chocolate milkshake
before his mother walked in
on him having a tug
so he spilled his milkshake
and cried of embarrassment
so his mum started to
faint
She hit head head
and was knocked unconscious
After Albert finished
The Bagel he contacted
Was covered in Albert's
milk so he
fed it to Dave and
grabbed some tissues
to blow his load.
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I mean, what?
then turned off the camera
and walked outside into
High Five City!
where all his mates
So he left for High-Four City
and their pet tortoises
so he decided to stop
but rode segways to
his job interview
where mid-interview he
noticed a bird flying by
that shat on the window
which surprised Albert so he
shouted 'oh my!'
And he too shat himself
. Albert has a hard life
but he moves on
despite his suicidal tendencies
he searches for a girlfriend
through speed dating
he meets this girl that
he actually met on E-Harmony
which is a bit awkward
because his sister knows her
and they used to date
which is why
turns out she's a he
With a sex change
happens to be his Uncle/Auntie
that's why Albert sometimes contemplates
crawling his head in that noose
(forgive me for using 6 words :P)
and pretending it's a leash
and runs fast
like he's a cheetah because
he wants to die
his hair pink
So he went to Coles
and bought fairy floss
filled his bathtub with marinara
And sat for half-an-hour :P
philosophizing the meaning of life
while playing with a rubber-duck
and singing thrift shop
because it is flowering awesome.
walked into the club and
taught doges how to Dougie
he learnt from John Wall
and it was the best
Dream he ever had
He was in a wet bed.
with stains on his sheets
They were yellow
The bong had spilled
and there were dragons!
frolicking
and ferrets were dancing around
while snacking on
Children who were innocently
playing with Lego and
got snatched by a suspicious
sumo wrestler on his way to
weight watchers.
Every Saturday night a
lady dressed in
a kimono and house slippers
watches Albert
Eat butter chicken
While watching Pop Asia
on a I phone
Who she stole from
Ricky Nixon who couldn't call
because the phone wasn't charged
due to the unpredictable
electrical storm that hit
Solar flair storm activity which
radiated all in its
glory. Then out of
the blue Albert had an
Idea that would change
the world forever. It was
a cunning plan to
end the tyranny of Mr
Demetriou by changing the
the rules of this beautiful
game into something spectacularly
fair, sensible, tough and
better! No more soft bumps
And goal umpires call the
correct calls, balls don't hit
The groin so
teams are denied glory
.
Of course the supporters
rejoice, and Albert is
fat
for a well known
reason but nobody cares.
Except of course pies coach
Nathan Buckley who has no
idea what the hell he
likes for breakfast, but still
manages to choose the right
healthsmart choice. But he still
likes to massage Swanny when
he doesn't have a
skin fold measurement that
Dunstall would be proud of.
So Swanny rang up his
good mate Albert and
asked if he wanted to
try some supplements to liven
up his sex life
because he wasn't doing well
with the ladies.
He was jealous of
Charlie Sheen
s new show as it
is Swanny's dream to be
a supreme lord of the
prime time television world
Friday nights on channel 7
are shower when Brian Taylor
takes on Richo in
spot the braincell competition.
And Luke Darcy always
has a non offensive view
but likes to
Wash cats in the
washing machine because
that's what former Bulldogs players
used to do with him.
It has been told that
you go blind when
you grab a fork and
insert it into your eyes
via each nostril
So Albert thought he'd try
boxing with a kangaroo
at the next
WWE Extreme rules
in a TLC match which
would never take place because
The Rock challenged him instead
in a dance off.
Rocks signature dance move was
the boogie, the ladies loved
his shaking booty movements when
suddenly the unthinkable happened, he
came out of the closet and
shocked the people with his
enormous hairy eyebrow and tattooed
butt after defecating on the ground when
NigeyS came out to fight
dressed in a pink
only to reveal himself as
(Good one T Dog >:()
"Super Duper Nigey Man" the
talking catfish!
because that's how I roll.
The Rock in a panic called
TDog to take his place
Who immediately found
The Olsen twins who
looooove to
tie up TDog and get
sloshed with the big fella
Tbag said "you old Dawg"
but really meant go go
to Hawaii
So Tdog and The Twins
went to Hawaii and ate
rare sea birds and drank
Contaminated holy water, then
hijacked a small plane and
Flew to the Bermuda triangle
where the twins drastically
showed their love by
getting sloshed with the big fella
Before Tdog lost the girls because
he was too busy
doing his hair
in pigtails so that he could fly to
Tbags super awesome party under
the magic mushroom tree in
Wonderland with Alice and
TBag, NigeyS, Easter Bunny, Santa and
Tbag brought Lucy along for
serving the drinks and
the evenings entertainment. Then
the party was disturbed by
The local pet Llama who
spat into all the beverages
which increased the potency of
the house red.
So boozed up, we all
started dancing around a fire singing
"camp town ladies"
While waving arms in the
direction of Pitbull who arrived
In an amazing pink
thong which he had found
in the back seat of
Andrew Demetriou's stage coach bought
with funds from his secret
stash of rare Elvis recordings
, including such unheard classics like
" goal umpires lament " and
"I've got my head up my"
" Tanks for the memories",
"Weapon of missed destruction",
" Blue suede footy boots"
and everyone's favourite,
"All Coked Up" featuring
DJ duo Big Fitzy and Gilly Mac
sampling "Drug me tender" and
Little green bag. When suddenly
Optimus Prime came out from
his Andy Demetriou disguise and
Had a slumber party with
Adrian Andreson, who was noticeably
staggering around full of
poop in his hands and
just a damp patch on
his knees and elbows from
givin' gobbies!
#hadtobesaid #noshame
Adrian then called his pimp
Brad who immediately found a
hippo
in bed with Demetriou
because it's normal.
So Brad whipped out his
Gogo mobil for the
back seat party girls to
Shave their ... When interrupted by
T Bag and his cheer squad who
all were wearing matching
Pink tutu's. So then
they ate
some beef jerky while twirling
their incredibly long
nose hairs whilst
Singing a song by
Candlelight by Rammstein, who
were sober and drug free
until Cousins gave them
some of his special
Chunky potato soup because
it's his specialty.
That and smashing
pumpkins cd's he bootlegged from
Eddie Mcguire who
apparently also enjoys listening to
Nathan Buckley sleeping
next to him and his
raging erection.
(I always turn these in this direction don't I? :P)
There was also another world
with fairies and candy
full of everything magical and
Alf Stewart's rape dungeons which
doubled as the secret base of
Nigeys evil irrawaddy dolphins and
Sharks with friggin lasers attached
who could hit targets from
thousands of miles away which
was just like Trav Cloke who
Wrestled a shark when
it threatened to eat his
ear lobe while singing sweet
tunes like Rocket Man
and offering him a
Quick recap (I added punctuation and fixed up some grammatical errors):
There once was a guy who lived a sad life, and he was very miserable earning his money as a checkout chick at Woolworths. His name Was Albert McFingers and he had a pet dog called Dave. His guilty pleasure was to play uno with Dave. Dave would always piss on the cards. Albert would then immediately rape him... But he knew better and waited for the third date so he can meet the genitals. However, Albert hated vulgarity so he hired a bodyguard named Vladimir who was 5 foot tall, weighed 300 pounds and loved bagels. He bought one for Albert, put chilies in it and he accepted it happily. He then ate the bagel and decided to have a chocolate milkshake before his mother walked in on him having a tug so he spilled his milkshake and cried of embarrassment! So his mum started to faint. She hit her head and was knocked unconscious. The bagel was covered in Albert's milk so he fed it to Dave and grabbed some tissues to blow his load. He then turned off the camera and walked outside into High-Five City, where all his mates and their pet tortoises were lagging behind, so he decided to stop but rode segways to his job interview where mid-interview he noticed a bird flying by that shat on the window which surprised Albert so he shouted, "oh my!" and he too shat himself.
Albert has a hard life but he moves on despite his suicidal tendencies. He searches for a girlfriend through speed dating. He meets a girl that he actually met on E-Harmony which is a bit awkward because his sister knows her and they used to date. Turns out she's a he with a sex change and happens to be his Uncle/Auntie. That's why Albert sometimes considers crawling his head in that noose and pretending it's a leash and runs fast like he's a cheetah because he wants to die his hair pink so he went to coles and bought fairy floss, filled his bath with marinara and sat for half an hour philosophizing the meaning of life while playing with a rubber duck and singing thriftshop because it's flowering awesome.
He walked into the club and taught doges how to Dougie. He learnt from John Wall and it was the best dream he ever had. He was in a wet bed with stains on his sheets, they were yellow, the bong had spilled and there were dragons frolicking and ferrets were dancing around while snacking on children who were innocently playing with lego. They got snatched by a suspicious sumo wrestler on his way to weight watchers.
Every Saturday night a lady dressed in a kimono and house slippers watches Albert eat butter chicken while watching pop Asia on an iPhone who he stole from Ricky Nixon who couldn't call because the phone wasn't charged due to the unpredictable solar flair storm activity which radiated in all its glory. Then out of the blue, Albert had an idea that would change the world forever. It was a cunning plan to end they tyranny or Mr Demetriou by changing the rules of this beautiful game into something spectacularly fair, sensible, tough and better! No more soft bumps and goal umpires call the correct calls, balls don't hit the groin so teams are denied glory. Of course the supporters rejoice, and Albert is fat for a well known reason but nobody cares. Except for of course pies coach Nathan Buckley who has no idea what the hell he likes for breakfast, but still manages to choose the right healthsmart choice. But he still likes to massage Swanny when he doesn't have a skin fold measurement that Dunstall would be proud of.
So Swanny rang up his good mate Albert and asked if he wanted to try some supplements to liven up his sex life because he wasn't doing well with the ladies. He was jealous of Charlie Sheen's new show as it is Swanny's dream to be a supreme lord of the prime television world.
Friday nights on channel 7 are sh*t when Brian Taylor takes on Richo in spot the brain cell competition. And Luke Darcy always has a non offensive view but likes to wash cats in the washing machine because that's what former bulldogs players used to do with him. It has been told that you go blind when you grab a fork and insert it into your eyes via each nostril. So Albert thought he'd try boxing with a kangaroo at the next WWE extreme rules in a TLC match which would never take place because the rock challenged him instead to a dance off. Rocks signature dance move was the boogie, the ladies loved his shaking booty movements when suddenly the unthinkable happened, he came out of the closet and shocked the people with his enormous hairy eyebrow and tattooed butt after defecating on the ground when Nigey came out to fight dressed in pink only to reveal himself as "Super Duper Nigey Man" the talking catfish! The Rock in a panic called TDog to take his place who immediately found the Olsen twins who loooooove to tie Tdog up and get sloshed with the big fella. Tbag said "you old dawg" but really meant go go to Hawaii.
So TDog and the twins went to Hawaii and ate rare sea birds and drank contaminated holy water, then hijacked a small plane and flew to the Bermuda triangle where the twins drastically showed their love by getting sloshed with the big fella before TDog lost the girls because he was too busy doing his hair in pigtails so he could fly to Tbags super awesome party under the magic mushroom tree in Wonderland with Alice and Tbag, Nigey, Easter Bunny and Santa. Tbag brought Lucy along for serving drinks and the evenings entertainment. Then the party was disturbed by the local pet Llama who spat into all the beverages which increased the potency of the house red.
So boozed up, we all started dancing around the fire singing "camp town laides" while waving his arms in the direction of pitbull who arrived in an amazing pink thong which he had found in the back seat of Andrew Demetriou's stage coach bought with funds from of his secret stash of rare Elvis recordings, including unheard classics like "Goal Umpires Lament", "I've Got My Head Up My Arse", "Tanks for the memories", "Weapon of missed destruction" , "Blue Seude Footy Boots" and everyones favourite, "All Coked Up" featuring DJ duo Big Fitzy and Gilly Mac, sampiling "Drug Me Tender" and little green bag. When suddenly Optimus Prime came out from his Andy Demetriou disguise and had a slumber party with Adrian Andreson, who was noticeably staggering around full of poop in his hands and just a damp patch on his knees and elbows from givin' gobbies! Adrian then called his pimp Brad, who immediately found a hippo in bed with Demetriou because it's normal.
So Brad whipped out his gogo mobile for the back seat party girls to shave their ... when interrupted by T Bag and his cheer squad who were all wearing matching Pink tutu's. So then they ate some beef jerky while twirling their incredibly long nose hairs whilst Singing a song by Candlelight by Rammstein, who were sober and drug free until Cousins gave them some of his special Chunky potato soup because it's his specialty. That and smashing pumpkins cd's he bootlegged from Eddie Mcguire who apparently also enjoys listening to Nathan Buckley sleeping next to him and his raging erection.
There was also another world with fairies and candy full of everything magical and Alf Stewart's rape dungeons which doubled as the secret base of Nigeys evil irrawaddy dolphins and Sharks with friggin lasers attached who could hit targets from thousands of miles away which was just like Trav Cloke who Wrestled a shark when it threatened to eat his ear lobe while singing sweet tunes like Rocket Man and offering him a
That took me much longer than I expected :P
A serious cheer for your good work My C...great story though..hope it ends well... ;D
vegemite sandwich. Then out of
nowhere came Super Pav who
sang the Spice Girls hit
purple haze with lead guitarist
Lez Claypool with him pet
of the year Miss Brazil
Who showed up in a
latex outfit which
really showed off the curves.
But on close examination
It was paint from the
spray can Lez used to
Spoof his tag all over
tbags and Nigeys own
Pet llama and so
needed TBag to closely examine
The urinary contraption due to
a very wierd odor and