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Title: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 12:48:22 AM
Got myself a bottle of Jim Beam Small Batch....I think I might let drunk BP out to play. watch this space  :P
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 12:56:23 AM
Care to share, BP?  :D
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 12:58:50 AM
sounds like a party. How many std drinks in the bottle? :P
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 01:00:38 AM
Quote from: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 12:56:23 AM
Care to share, BP?  :D

How can I put this?

(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/4/how_about_no.jpg)

:P :P :P

Quote from: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 12:58:50 AM
sounds like a party. How many std drinks in the bottle? :P

Just started...but I've been out drinking already :P
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 01:05:57 AM
clearly you've already been drinking, I asked how many std drinks, not how many have you had :P
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 01:06:54 AM
Pwetty Pweeze...

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/7582720_4794.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 01:07:54 AM
Quote from: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 01:05:57 AM
clearly you've already been drinking, I asked how many std drinks, not how many have you had :P

Well if the bottle is truthful about 19  :P
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 01:09:07 AM
lol, that's not enough to get drunk :P

how can you deny those eyes of c4v? :P
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 01:10:36 AM
Quote from: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 01:06:54 AM
Pwetty Pweeze...

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/7582720_4794.jpg)

Oh all right

(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii25/zooboozdotcom/Comments/Recreational/Alcohol/lets-get-drunk.gif)
:P
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 01:10:46 AM
Quote from: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 01:09:07 AM
lol, that's not enough to get drunk :P

how can you deny those eyes of c4v? :P

Or these...

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MGUguLmBiL8/TY7Bk3hff0I/AAAAAAAAAUM/hI-aV4JXmxY/s1600/puppy-dog-eyes.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: McRooster on June 16, 2011, 01:12:05 AM
Excess in moderation BP  ;)

Peter Griffen's last brain cell cast's a lonely shadow...
(http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Peter-s-Brain-Cell-family-guy-684170_1280_960.jpg)

Now where is that corkscrew???
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 01:13:32 AM
Quote from: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 01:09:07 AM
lol, that's not enough to get drunk :P

how can you deny those eyes of c4v? :P

Considering I've had about 18 std drinks BEFORE I got home yes it is  :P

On an unrelated topic....Backspace is your friend
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: McRooster on June 16, 2011, 01:22:47 AM
You home brew at all BP?

I make a mean stout that I put farm honey into as the sugar, with cinnamon  :-*

Also make a cracking Ginger Beer. ATM I have 5 worts worth of various beer bottled, which equates to about 12.5 cartons  8)
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 01:28:46 AM
Quote from: McRooster on June 16, 2011, 01:22:47 AM
You home brew at all BP?

I make a mean stout that I put farm honey into as the sugar, with cinnamon  :-*

Also make a cracking Ginger Beer. ATM I have 5 worts worth of various beer bottled, which equates to about 12.5 cartons  8)

It would probably be cheaper to home breew  :P but no
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 01:31:19 AM
not going to lie, I found a home ethanol making kit on the internet once... said it produced ethanol pure enough and free of contaminants such as methanol that, you could drink it if you so desired rather than use it for fuel as intended.

It was considered strongly...
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: McRooster on June 16, 2011, 01:42:31 AM
It is bloody cheap. If you use Woolworths ingredients, including sugar tablets, mix, caps, etc. you can roughly spend around $12 to make two and a half cartons worth.
Cleanliness is the key and temeprature control. I make most of mine during Autumn when temps are most stable (I do have a heat belt for the winter brewed stout and dark ales). Old Crown Lager bottles are best and a lever style capping machine is best.
I mainly go to Brewcraft and try their stuff + they give you tips and tastings on their latest trials and brews.

I have tried the odd gargage can made potato whiskey and pressure cookered grapper but nothing beats my Cinnamon Stout  ;)
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 01:44:41 AM
Quote from: McRooster on June 16, 2011, 01:22:47 AM
You home brew at all BP?

I make a mean stout that I put farm honey into as the sugar, with cinnamon  :-*

Also make a cracking Ginger Beer. ATM I have 5 worts worth of various beer bottled, which equates to about 12.5 cartons  8)

A stout would be great right about now. Or a scotch. Or any form of liquid.
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 02:05:07 AM
I have aan overwhelming urge to listen to cold chisel;'s Bow river....can'y imagine why  :P
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 02:07:04 AM
Go pull up the lyrics to bon jovi's its my life and karaoke to youtube. I do it very often when I start drinking.
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 02:09:01 AM
Quote from: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 02:07:04 AM
Go pull up the lyrics to bon jovi's its my life and karaoke to youtube. I do it very often when I start drinking.
Sadly my karaoke song was either Extreme's "More Than Words" or Mr.Big "To Be with You"
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: 8-6 Suited on June 16, 2011, 02:48:46 AM
I'm bored too. But I'm in the dog house for being slammed all weekend lol :D
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 03:39:02 AM
Counting down the days not far away
Take the journey down the side of yesterday
I’ll listen to the wind
I’ll listen to the wind
And if there’s takes I’ll learn
I’ll listen to the wind

Baby did you ever learn
Oh listen to me won’t you now and don’t you hide
I said baby if I let you know
Oh it was never said that you’d stay on my mind
You’d stay on my mind

When you’re hiding all these is inside
Don’t feel uneasy no don’t you hide
Nothing ever is the same
Nothing ever is the same
Even though I have come away from you
Oh baby nothing ever seems the same

Baby did you ever learn
Oh this is just a story for the years to say
I said baby and if you ever want
Oh let’s just steal the moment
Oh let’s just steal the moment ’fore we have to die
Before before we have to die
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 04:07:36 AM
From the darkness of the ocean
There's a wind that comes your way
When a hurricane is blowing
And there's nothing you can say
The world may turn against you
But life will take its course
Like the storm that pours upon you
And hides none of its force
I wanna hear your name

But you can get no answers
And you feel no pain
And the strangest felling
It's coming around again
Blowing in like thunder
And it's coming low
You gotta keep your head down
All lyrics www.allthelyrics.com (http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/john_farnham/)
And take it blow by blow

There's an image in the distance
In the rain that hides the sea
And you strain your eyes to see it
Yet it's coming through to me
It's a face that's fair with beauty
And a heart that's full of praise
But it's fading as the dawn breaks
Now it's vanished in the haze
I wanna hear your name
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 06:16:53 AM
oh come on on I can't be the only one awake
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 07:50:26 AM
I did my time and I want out, so abusive
Fate, it doesn't cut, the soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Back at you, subversion, pseudo-sacred, pyscho virgin

Go tell your classes, go dig you graves
Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
Undone, it has begun, I'm not the only one

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial
Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial

Oh, there are cracks in the road we lay
From when the devil fell, the secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new but would we kill it all
Fate was all we had

Who needs another mess, we could start over
Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong
Now there's only emptiness but I'm missing something
I think we're done, I'm not the only one
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/s/slipknot-lyrics/psychosocial-lyrics.html]

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial
Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial

The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!

Fake and defenseless lie
  (Psychosocial)
I tried to tell you first
  (Psychosocial)
Your hurtful lies are giving out
  (Psychosocial)

Can't stop the killing
  (Psychosocial)
I can't help if it's hunting season
  (Psychosocial)
Is this what you want?
  (Psychosocial)
I'm not the only one

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 08:00:26 AM
Have you slept yet, BP?
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 08:04:27 AM
Quote from: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 08:00:26 AM
Have you slept yet, BP?

Define sleep  :P
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 08:11:35 AM
And the sun is coming upppppp.....flower OFF!
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 08:41:00 AM
Quote from: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 08:04:27 AM
Quote from: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 08:00:26 AM
Have you slept yet, BP?

Define sleep  :P

Sleep, according to Merriam-Webster, can be defined as "the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored".

This of which, I am going to have two more hours of. Morning, doges!   ;D
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: roo boys! on June 16, 2011, 08:47:03 AM
LMAO
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: Bazinga on June 16, 2011, 12:40:23 PM
WOW   :o   I thought I was insane when I was drunk.  This is GOLD !! 

Enjoy your sleep BP - you have earned it   :P
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 01:20:56 PM
......Kill me
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 01:26:20 PM
What's wrong, BP? Is the sunlight melting you?  ;D
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 02:31:23 PM
I just woke from my 12 hrs :P
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 02:47:14 PM
Quote from: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 01:26:20 PM
What's wrong, BP? Is the sunlight melting you?  ;D

You might say that.....

flower it I'm going back to bed
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: Bazinga on June 16, 2011, 03:07:53 PM
Quote from: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 02:47:14 PM
Quote from: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 01:26:20 PM
What's wrong, BP? Is the sunlight melting you?  ;D

You might say that.....

flower it I'm going back to bed

Soft  ...  Have another drink   :P

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/b0a77ec7-8499-458c-929f-2399451d3ebb.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: c4v3m4n on June 16, 2011, 03:09:22 PM
(http://www.tejaswy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/the-simpsons-homer-to-alcohol1.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: Bazinga on June 16, 2011, 03:21:33 PM
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cute-puppy-pictures-beer-remote-sleep.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: 8-6 Suited on June 16, 2011, 03:50:01 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-hungover-orange-cat-street.jpg)



I IZ HUNGOVR KITTEH!
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: AFEV on June 16, 2011, 03:54:09 PM
(http://epond6.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/i-get-totally-drunk.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: Justin Bieber on June 16, 2011, 05:40:28 PM
Quote from: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 01:13:32 AM
On an unrelated topic....Backspace is your friend
We all know Pyro is our friend :P.

Quote from: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 01:31:19 AM
not going to lie, I found a home ethanol making kit on the internet once... said it produced ethanol pure enough and free of contaminants such as methanol that, you could drink it if you so desired rather than use it for fuel as intended.
Ethanol is fine but stay away from Methanol! Highly flammable so any flames around the stuff and you'll go up! Year 12 Chemistry is fun :P. Ethanol is a strong alcohol so will get you drunk faster if pure :o. Can turn your used vegetable oil into fuel in your own backyard if you want as well. Will save you hundreds of dollars if you can find a place to give you free used oil :P. Just ording/setting up the stuff will be a bugger. Something else I learnt/watched in Chemistry this term :P.

The best cure for a hangover is to never stop drinking, that way you never feel the effects of the morning after :P.
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 05:54:38 PM
Quote from: Hellopplz on June 16, 2011, 05:40:28 PM
Quote from: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 01:13:32 AM
On an unrelated topic....Backspace is your friend
We all know Pyro is our friend :P .

Quote from: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 01:31:19 AM
not going to lie, I found a home ethanol making kit on the internet once... said it produced ethanol pure enough and free of contaminants such as methanol that, you could drink it if you so desired rather than use it for fuel as intended.
Ethanol is fine but stay away from Methanol! Highly flammable so any flames around the stuff and you'll go up! Year 12 Chemistry is fun :P . Ethanol is a strong alcohol so will get you drunk faster if pure :o . Can turn your used vegetable oil into fuel in your own backyard if you want as well. Will save you hundreds of dollars if you can find a place to give you free used oil :P . Just ording/setting up the stuff will be a bugger. Something else I learnt/watched in Chemistry this term :P .

The best cure for a hangover is to never stop drinking, that way you never feel the effects of the morning after :P .

So that was the problem....I ran out  :P
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: pyronerd on June 16, 2011, 05:56:20 PM
Quote from: Hellopplz on June 16, 2011, 05:40:28 PM
Quote from: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 01:13:32 AM
On an unrelated topic....Backspace is your friend
We all know Pyro is our friend :P.

;D

you needed one of these BP

(http://www.photoblip.com/images/720/70e7e1305ff7ee1d6916b8eb366231f1.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Bored.
Post by: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 07:13:31 PM
Quote from: Hellopplz on June 16, 2011, 05:40:28 PM
Quote from: BratPack on June 16, 2011, 01:13:32 AM
On an unrelated topic....Backspace is your friend
We all know Pyro is our friend :P.

Quote from: Ziplock on June 16, 2011, 01:31:19 AM
not going to lie, I found a home ethanol making kit on the internet once... said it produced ethanol pure enough and free of contaminants such as methanol that, you could drink it if you so desired rather than use it for fuel as intended.
Ethanol is fine but stay away from Methanol! Highly flammable so any flames around the stuff and you'll go up! Year 12 Chemistry is fun :P. Ethanol is a strong alcohol so will get you drunk faster if pure :o. Can turn your used vegetable oil into fuel in your own backyard if you want as well. Will save you hundreds of dollars if you can find a place to give you free used oil :P. Just ording/setting up the stuff will be a bugger. Something else I learnt/watched in Chemistry this term :P.

The best cure for a hangover is to never stop drinking, that way you never feel the effects of the morning after :P.

methanol can turn you blind as well :P Like, permanently :P

I eat vegemite on bread and drink litres of water after drinking- I've only been hung over once (when I didn't do that, as well as downing a bottle of scotch + various other drinks in a couple of hours).

FTR, the night before the hang over was one of the best nights ever. The hangover itself...

let's just say, being driven from the central coast to the blue mountains was not fun.